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Hello, is it me you are looking for?

IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!

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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get

0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫

3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦

5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦

10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅

Good morning Sir, we at the World Society of Urology have received your questions by email, and it is a pleasure to answer them:

1) Yes, 5 cm is considered small. We suggest a surgical procedure.

2) No, it is not common for condoms to be loose. There is no PP size, the size is unique.

3) Although 5 cm is a very small size, it is possible for the partner to reach orgasm during sexual intercourse, so if this does not occur in your relationships as mentioned, it may be a lack of competence on your part.

4) No, you cannot take the touch exam, it is only for people over 50 years old. Please do not insist.

5) The strong desire for people of the same sex can be a strong sign of a tendency towards homosexuality

If you have any further questions please reach out.

Phineas and Ferb, but all the verbs are replaced with "♥♥♥♥"

There's 104 days of summer vacation and school ♥♥♥♥♥ along just to ♥♥♥♥ it. So the annual problem for our generation is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a good way to ♥♥♥♥ it. Like maybe... ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a rocket, or ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a mummy or ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the Eiffel Tower, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ something that doesn't ♥♥♥♥. Hey! Or ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a monkey, a shower, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tidal waves, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nanobots or ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Frankenstein's brain, it's over here! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a dodo bird, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a continent, or ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ your sister! Insane, Phineas! As you can ♥♥♥♥ there's a lot of stuff to ♥♥♥♥ before school ♥♥♥♥♥ this fall, ♥♥♥♥ on Perry! So ♥♥♥♥ with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna ♥♥♥♥ it all! So ♥♥♥♥ with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna ♥♥♥♥ it all! Phineas and Ferb are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a title sequence!

You have lost 349 (three hundred and fourty nine, 三百四十九) social credit points for existing. Your foolish acts have earned you a suspicious persons report with the Chinese Ministry for State Security and a Loyalty Evaluator will be sent to your tenement as soon as possible to judge your worth and loyalty to the glorious People’s Republic of China. Report immediately to the nearest re-education center for 5 years of hard labor. Glory to the CCP.

Is it normal to enjoy pooping? I mean really enjoy it. I really like pooping, the process of taking a ♥♥♥♥ is blissful to me and I take a lot of pleasure from it (not sexual pleasure mind you, but the same kind of pleasure you get after finishing something really hard, taking the shoes off after getting home or simply feeling relieved in a way). It's gotten to a point where I actively look up to the moment when I'll be taking a ♥♥♥♥ and I'll eat foods that will give me a more stiff or lose poop depending on my mood. I tried talking to my friends about it, and I asked if they also get pleasure from it and I got some really really weird and judgmental looks. Do people not get the same feeling out of it? I always thought this was normal.

Lamar roasts Franklin but i translated it to 10 different languages and back to english:


Lamar Addos Franklin **

Wassup, can locomotives show up in your cradle?

Damn it, buddy. See you at work.

♥♥♥♥♥, do not hate me, because I am very dark, so if you give up your old hairstyle, then you have a little on the penis. Oh, and even better, if you stop having sex with a neurosurgeon or a lawyer, Tanisha may call your dog an idiot. Black ...

what? !

Spongeblood me ♥♥♥♥♥ squidward just died in a drive by shooting by our rival gang Cripbucket. We will bust a cap in that fool plankton arg arg arg

TWIST MY STEM SLAP MY BUTT MAKE ME YOUR PUMPKIN SLUT EAT MY SEED EAT MY PIE JUST DON'T FINISH IN MY EYE ♥♥♥♥ MY BIG FAT PUMPKIN ASS DADDY'S GOURD LOOKS OH SO YUMMY SHOOT YOUR GOO AND FILL MY TUMMY!

I have been diagnosed with whip nae nae

Yesterday I was watching porn with my dog when I started doing the whip nae nae uncontrollably, after the seizure feeling was gone I quickly left to the doctors without even pausing the porn, he diagnosed me with whip nae nae, I ended up whip nae naeing home to find out the bastard dog was jerking his small dog penis without me, I beat him and did the whip nae nae on his corpse, I am now in prison for the disappearance of a child in 2017

FAQ: I just ♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥ at your comment
FAQ
What does this mean?
The amount of ♥♥♥♥ (and ♥♥♥) on my computer and floor has increased by one.
Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of feces or ejaculation. These include, but are not limited to:
Being gay
Dank copypasta bro, where'd you find it
walter
Am I going to ♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥ too?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and cumposting like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to ♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥ again, which may put your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ privileges in jeopardy.
I don't believe my comment deserved being ♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥ at. Can you un-♥♥♥ it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I put ♥♥♥♥ back into my butt. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a hot load explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to retaliatory ejaculation within several minutes.

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Pee pee poo poo fart ♥♥♥♥♥
I’m boutta blarp out a fat ♥♥♥♥ you ready pffffft blarp blarp slop plop fard oops I shidded

Pee pee poo poo fart ♥♥♥♥♥.

Poop ♥♥♥♥♥ fart ♥♥♥♥♥ sex ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. Poop ♥♥♥♥♥ fart ♥♥♥♥♥ sex ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. Poop ♥♥♥♥♥ fart ♥♥♥♥♥ sex ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. Poop ♥♥♥♥♥ fart ♥♥♥♥♥ sex ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. Poop ♥♥♥♥♥ fart ♥♥♥♥♥ sex ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. Poop ♥♥♥♥♥ fart ♥♥♥♥♥ sex ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥.

I’m blarpin’! I’m blarpin’! I’m blarpin’! I’m blarpin’! Blarp plop plop pee pee fard ♥♥♥♥♥

to answer the question you asked yesterday bananas and cucumbers make the best dildos, although if your feelin adventurist you could us a squash.

take my son to chucking cheese they say I cant go in ball pit happiness place on earth my ass

Girls when they come back from holiday.


accidentally says Graziè instead of thankyou

Oops 🙊 sorry I’m just so used to being in overseas mode 🌍 haha gracias though 😩 dammit I did it again 😒 sorry I can’t control it 🙌 I may still be jetlagged hey haha ✈️ take me back, am I right? ✔️ yuck is that a Domino’s pizza? 🤢 why don’t you try and be more gourmet 🍕 the pizza in Italy is Bella 🤯 haha that means beautiful btw 😬 you probably wouldn’t know that 😵 what’s that on my head? 🧢 yeah it’s a berrèt 🇫🇷 it’s something the French people do 🥰 let’s get this bread? No thanks, I prefer to get that baguette 🥖 you’re such an uncultured swine 🐖 you should come with me next time though! 🧭 oh you can’t afford it? Haha I don’t even understand 💰 I can ask Dad if he wants to buy you a holiday too? 🤩

such tank. much knowledge. many Germans. wow.

wow very knowledgeable about Tiger 1 tanks and Fresca soda. Very Impressive!

STOP ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STRIPPING MY WOOD!!! You’ve literally gone through 3 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stacks of Spruce logs replacing all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wood you’ve stripped in my house. You’ve been doing this for 4 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hours straight. Whenever I fix one side of my house you go and strip the other. How is your axe not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ broken by now, its the most annoying ♥♥♥♥ in this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ universe ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. And now you’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ breaking my glass panes. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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