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233.9 hrs on record (80.6 hrs at review time)
A 2025 game that actually runs smooth! The setting/designs are neat, gunplay feels nice, and the load times are quick. Im having a blast making pals as well as enemies in game and generally just goofing around which leads to so many fun encounters with folks. Overall great time.

Sidenote: All no MIC Clankers and Voice 1 users are K.O.S once confirmed they are.
-At least until they start behaving. (They wont)
Posted 25 November, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
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49.6 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
Beta and benchmark whispered sweet words into my ears with promises of joy and merriment upon release day. They told me I can run the game on Medium and High settings excellently, NICE...

THESE MFs LIED TO ME

Every time I try and fight the chicken the game crashes. 4 minute bug report sent to crapcom each time. Played with various settings and turned on and off up-scaling but still Its just unplayable and looks like trash. Threw my currency away with this one. Broke the cardinal rule nowadays which is to not preorder ANYTHING and well.. Reckon I got what I deserved. I hope there is some kind of patch later because upon full release they busted it allllllll up.
Posted 28 February, 2025.
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108.7 hrs on record (40.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Awesome game that lets you fight things and build yourself a lil fort, what more could I ask for?
Posted 3 December, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
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0.1 hrs on record
To all those that purchased this and weren't held hostage by a meme gift that you had to accept.. I hope the FBI finds you criminals.

Also Puzzle Sliders Suck
Posted 26 December, 2023.
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113.4 hrs on record (99.6 hrs at review time)
LongBow Gang
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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9 people found this review helpful
1.9 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Hot garbage, controls feel like your ice skating all over and feels unpolished. There are tears in the world you can get stuck in and many clipping assets you can get phased into. Zombies are completely busted and take very little to no damage from a human. As a human most guns feel like you are using pea shooters unless it is a purple rarity then its upgrades to a marshmellow launcher. Dont get me started on the exploding zombies they are just fundamentally broken and need a rework. As an early access game its to be expected to have many issues but it honestly feels as if it hasnt even been play tested yet. An overall fine example as to why....

YOU SHOULD NOT SUPPORT EARLY ACCESS TITLES.

Early access launches always are able to use the excuse" Its early access be patient" If your game is this broken in practice then you should just wait a bit longer to polish before releasing then maybe you could keep more of your playerbase and profits.

Conceptually a good game. Executed VERY POORLY
Posted 2 May, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
20.0 hrs on record (19.0 hrs at review time)
Issa Good Game
Posted 27 November, 2017.
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1,326.9 hrs on record (529.0 hrs at review time)
The game that can be completely toxic one minute.. and like a soap opera the other.
Posted 27 November, 2016.
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430 people found this review helpful
571 people found this review funny
25.8 hrs on record (16.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
BEST GAME EVER!
*Met a dude,
*Killed a guy who hurt him
* We jumped.. bonded.
*Gave me a medkit for my troubles, I gave him an alarm gun
*Went on his way.
*Met him later on with his teamate
*We all jumped
*Found my teamate
*Eventually found the friendly duo again
*Gave them remote explosives,
*Jumped
*They got into a fight with another team
*We helped kill them
*More jumping/sharing gear
*Healed up, all ran around the middle
*I ordered an airdrop, Javilins
*Shared the fourtune
*They got attacked on the airfield
*We assisted, orginal jumpers friend dies
*We kill the ones who killed him
*Jump more
*I share medkit with the sole surviving jumper
*We jump towards middle
*PHASE 1 CLOSURE
*Find the last guy
*We all kill him
*Last jumper looks at me and my teamate from ontop of the middle
*Jumps for the last time
*Blows himself up with the remote explosives I gave him
*Gives my teamate and I our first win

(love you jumper bro)
10/10 best game for battle royal and unlikely friendships without VOIP
Posted 21 March, 2016. Last edited 24 March, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
2,162.0 hrs on record (1,911.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
A Game of broken promises and many MANY bugs. The roadmaps for content said to be added to the game are years overdue. Its not worth 35$ The devs dont give the game enough love to warrant such a price. Im sick of waiting for a game still in alpha after........... 4+ YEARS....... and ive been here since day 1 hoping for something great to come from it. STICK TO THE MOD ITS FREE AND HAS HELICOPTERS


Still in alpha...
Posted 3 February, 2014. Last edited 27 November, 2017.
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