Every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time I pass by the kitchen I can’t resist but stick my ♥♥♥♥ in the Nesquik cereal box. It doesn’t matter if the cereal hurts my tip, I thrust it in as fast as I can. I don’t care if my grandma cries for me to stop, I can’t resist looking at his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ face; yeah, that’s right, the Nesquik bunny’s face. As I masturbate in chocolate cereal balls I imagine the Nesquik bunny begging me to destroy his ass, and then ejaculating chocolate milk all over my face as I grant his wish. Normal people disgust me, my only sex drive is towards that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bunny; since the first time I’ve seen his sexy ass I can’t restrain myself from ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the chocolate cereal box at least twice a day. Everyone in the house thinks that I’m crazy and that I need some kind of therapy, but truth is, I’m the only sane one here.

afks all his hours on every game, has to use mods cos hes bad. lol. kitten moment

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

+rep pretty good player

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I want to ♥♥♥♥ Spongebob. I want to slide my semen hose into every dispersed crevice and hole of his ripe yellow dermis. I want him to crush my ♥♥♥♥ and balls against my will until they’re just as pendulous and flabby as his succulent sponge-skin. I want him to forcefully suck me off with his moist yellow cavities as I’m held down by Mr. Krab’s razor sharp sex-talons. If only he would role-play as Sigmabob Grindpants so I could grind my pathetic little ♥♥♥ drizzled ♥♥♥♥-sausage against his shorts, my life would be complete.

I spent a lot of time in the library a few years back. One day I was doing my thing and this heavenly blessed beauty walks in wearing a short skirt showing off what she got. She grabs a book and starts gracefully walking towards me. She comes up to me and grabs my shoulder, I cannot move. Pulls me back and sits on my lap. Find out shes not wearing underwear, I am in disbelief. She rubs on me until she gets comfortable, I have the hardest wood ever. I still cannot move and realize I am just a chair, so I do nothing, because chair.