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2 people found this review helpful
57.2 hrs on record
Used to be quite fun, new updates made the game completely insufferable. Map is incredibly large, walk speed is incredibly slow. Stamina system is so unbelievably hostile to the player. Stamina does not regen over time while walking, runs out within seconds of running. After being revived, you get a status effect that makes it to where you can not see a thing for close to 2 minutes. Who is that for? and before you say muh realism, just know I'm outside your house and will act accordingly.
Posted 27 January, 2024.
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14.7 hrs on record
This game is the most blatant propaganda piece I have consumed in a long ass time. There are some redeeming qualities like the decent soundtrack and mediocre characters and writing, but overall this game is infuriating to play. Starting with the games technical issues, the voice acting is decent at times but mostly terrible. The most annoying thing is that it gives you the illusion of choice with almost every single scenario it puts you in (for example, when dealing with the serial killer, you have no choice but to help him burn a body, and a choice is presented, taking the alternate path gets you killed immediately). Very few of your decisions hold any weight, and there is basically no point in exploring the map outside of the scenario's preset path for you. My main issue, however was the way the devs forced their political stances down the player's throat. The forced nature of the game's message did nothing for me but piss me off, the dialogue choices were obviously weighted towards aligning yourself with the devs ideology, typically giving you 2 straw man arguments for the other ideologies and a clearly preferred alternative. It's ridiculous, patronizing, and forced. Unless you want to be forced to listen to a 13 hour long thinly veiled allegory on how the only route for political change is through voting blue, don't buy this game.
Posted 20 August, 2021.
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0.4 hrs on record
progress is extremely hard to make, not rewarding, and certain spots if you go to them you cant get back so you have to ditch your progress. ♥♥♥♥ this.
Posted 31 August, 2015.
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63.5 hrs on record (15.0 hrs at review time)
wings are rly hard to get
Posted 10 July, 2015.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
261.1 hrs on record (13.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I LOVE this game! The mechanics and the gameplay, it only babies you about 1/100th of the way through the game, and doesnt tell you how to do everything.
Its all up to you!
10/10
Posted 24 June, 2014.
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95.6 hrs on record (7.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
great game!
Posted 24 June, 2014.
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