If my girl👧😍 and my beyblades💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it rip at my girls funeral😅👻💀 Cause it's bey blade or catch a fade my ♥♥♥♥♥🙏👊 😠💯😭

it's 4⃣2⃣0⃣ today😳😱but I'm not smoking weed🌿🍁😴😏🚬I'm smoking💨😜the bible😇😋🙏🏽📕because heaven⬆️😍👐🏽😂is the highest you can get🙌🏽

👋😭I'M DELETING YOU, PAUL WALKER!
🚗10 mph.....
🚗🚗60 mph .....
🚗🚗🚗 99 mph .....
💥CRASH!💥
True Paul Walkers are irreplacable! Send this to 5 👨daddies 👨who ♥♥♥♥ you⏩ fast ⏩ and 😡 furiously

I may be a 🎅 white 🏳nationalist 👏 but If 😏 I see 😘 a fine 👯 asian 🍜 ass 👌 my bloodline 💦💦 bout to 💆become 🍘 a 🍙 riceline 🍱

If harambe 🐒 and my girl 👧 😍 both drowning 😱 👋 and I can only save one 😤 😬 Catch me at my girl funeral 😔 👻 🌹 with my ♥♥♥♥ out 😏 💯 😎 🍆

Do✋ not 😰 eat 👌 fish 🐟 after 😶 u 😯 drink water 🍺 bc 😰 it can 👻 swim in 🏊 ur stomach 😮 and u will 😲 feel 😕 gulugulu in ur stomach 😓😳😼

I 🚫 don't 🙅 like 👩👸 girls 👧👵 because girls ❤ like 🐔 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 and that's 👬 gay af 😤⛪

While y'all 💨🚬smonking🚬💨 the 😈devil's😈☘ lettuce☘ and celebrating 🚫HITLER'S🚫 🎂🎂🎂birthday 🎂on 👽 4/20 👽I'll be catching up on my ⛪📿BIBLE STUDIES📿⛪ and 💪strengthening💪 my💋 💓relationship💓💋 with the 🛐🌈LORD AND SAVIOR🌈🛐

🙂👈I 🙏🙏wish🙏🙏I had 👬👬a roommate👬👬👬that would 📞call📞me his💕 ❤️rooMATEY❤️💕and we would ⛵️⚓️⛵️sail⚓️🛥⚓️the 7️⃣ 🌊🌊seas🌊🌊and 😏😏plunder😘each other's🍑💰🍑BOOTY💰🍑💰Yo ho 😍😜HOE😘 and a 🍾bottle🍾 of 💦💦♥♥♥💦💦It's a ☠️💀pirates🏴☠️💕life💕for me 🙂

ITS 👏 NOT 👏 GAY👏IF👏 YOUR👏 BRO 👏 IS 👏 JUST👏 HELPING 👏 YOU👏 SCRATCH 👏 YOUR 👏♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👏WITH 👏 HIS👏 PENIS👏 💯😩🍆

Don't 👏Claim 👏 To 👏 Be 👏 a 👏 Real 👏 Gamer 👏 If 👏 You 👏 Cant 👏shove 👏 your 👏entire 👏 gamecube 👏 up 👏 your 👏 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

If yo ♥♥♥♥♥ 😻 stink 🤢 and his ♥♥♥♥ little🍆👌 Y'all belong together 💏💍nice lil fish 🐟 & shrimp 🍤 lunch basket. 😂

YOU 👈 KNOW 💭 WHAT 😦 I 👁 HATE!!?😡
---When there 👌 is 💦 a 👌 group of 💦 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😂 standing 🕴 in 👏 the 👏 middle 🖕 of 💦 a 👌 hallway or 💁 walkway, and 👏 they 👥 are 🔢 just 👏 STANDING 🕴 there 👌 and 👏 talking 🗣 and 👏 blocking 🚫 my 👨 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👉 way!! 💫 Get 🔟 the 👏 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 outa the 👏 way 💫 or 💁 ill 😷 bring 🚶 a 👌 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👌 sawed-off shotgun to 💦 your 👏 house 🏠 and 👏 blow 💨 your 👏 snotty ass 🍑 head 💆 off! 📴

Chillin’ in the corridor, your dad is 44👨‍👩‍👧 And he’s still callin’ man for a draw🃏 Let him know, when I see him, I’m gonna spin his jaw👄 Take man Twix by force🍫🍫 Send man shop by force🏬 Your girl knows I’ve got the sauce, no ketchup🌭🌭 Just sauce, raw sauce Boom, yo, gah💣 The ting goes skrrrahh!🔫🔫🔫💣💣💣💣🔫🔫🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Pap, pap, ka-ka-ka!🔥🔥🔥🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫💣💣 Skidiki-pap-pap!💣💣💣🔫🔫 And a pu-pu-drrrr-boom!💣💣💣🔫🔫🔫🔥🔥 Skya!💣💣🔫🔫🔫🔥🔥🔫💣💣🔫💣 Du-du-ku-ku-pun-pun!🔫💣🔥🔫🔥🔫🔥💣 Poom, poom🔫🔫🔥🔫🔥💣💣🔥💣 You dun know, Big Shaq💦💦 Ha, yo, yeah-yeah✔️✔️✔️✔️ Alright, fire-fire-fire in the booth🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 You get me, man’s not hot❄️❄️❄️ I tell her man’s not hot, hah, cot❄️❄️

I MEAN😲YOU’RE LITERALLY🚫NOT🚫TOUCHING👉🏻A ♥♥♥♥🍆💦AND ♥♥♥♥♥🍆ARE USED✊️FOR HUMAN👧👦👶👱👴👵👩REPRODUCTION♋️WITH WOMEN👧👩👵👱‍♀️🤔🤔🤔 I HONESTLY🚫DON’T🚫GET IT😂🤔

Whenever 👌 you fap 😩🍆💦 dont ❌❌❌ let your cummies 💦💦💦 go 👉 2️⃣ waste 🗑 just put them 💦💦💦 in a bucket 🕳 4️⃣ later 👌👌👌 that way you can ♻️ recycle them ♻️ and save 🤑money 🤑 on lube 💦