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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
85.5 hrs on record (31.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I have boat flavoured autism and this game tickles me in places I didn’t know existed.

Please do yourself the service of buying this game.

It’s obviously early access and needs more campaigns/missions because 30 hours in and I’ve almost finished it all; however the workshop has loads of good user made missions, and the inbuilt mission editor is fantastic for making your own custom games.

Heavily recommended and I can’t wait for future updates.
Posted 25 August, 2025.
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4 people found this review helpful
67.9 hrs on record (67.6 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥ DICE and EA for making SecureBoot a requirement.
Don't buy this cesspool; I wish I could refund this.
Posted 6 August, 2025.
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5 people found this review helpful
313.0 hrs on record (302.0 hrs at review time)
Admittedly I speak from nostalgia, however M2:TW is easily one of the best games of the century. Not a statement I make lightly.
It is the last of the golden era in the Total War series.
You can spend countless hours playing however you want, and always experience something new.
The DLCs don't add much to the game mechanically, however new maps, factions, and units are very fun!
A strong recommendation to all my friends.
Posted 22 January, 2025.
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854.0 hrs on record (342.3 hrs at review time)
#SaltTheSnail
Fix the Ecnomony; It shouldnt take >300hours with premium account just to get to 5.0BR for one faction in one tree.
Posted 24 May, 2023. Last edited 24 May, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
20.1 hrs on record (3.9 hrs at review time)
+1 Bit buggy, but its a work in progress and I had a lot of fun playing it!
Posted 14 March, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
11.7 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Still in Very Early Alpha so Expect Lagginess, Bugginess and Not "top of the line" graphics, but the game is great!
I thoroughly enjoy it

Visual 5/10 ~ Graphics Still very basic

Audio 7/10 ~ Nothing like Eerie music to promote that jumpscare when a Zombie is eating you from behind!

Gameplay 6/10 ~ Still early in Alpha, so crafting and building isnt really fully implemented yet, but its fun to just run around, scavenge supplies and fortify houses

Any Negatives: It is rather expensive for a game that is nowhere near completion, I know it needs funds to help it grow, but at the moment i would recommend buying it when more features are available othe rthan just running around and dying.

Reccomended: Yes! its a great game! few litle criticisms, but keep up the good work Devs!
Posted 3 July, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,154.6 hrs on record (367.5 hrs at review time)
Very good Game but should be free!
Posted 27 March, 2012.
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