♥♥♥ u 2

♥♥♥♥ you

[ok ethan, I did NOT put that in on the english side... idk wtf turned it into that]
[as you pel off the nailed on paper, you see this written underneath. Добро пожаловать в комнату женственности. 1. Поверните налево. 2. Поверните направо вправо. 3. Сядьте.]

I choose the hidden fourth option, to make you put your ♥♥♥♥ back into google translate and let me choose again

[uhh, as you stand up you look foward to see a sign. добро пожаловать в темную комнату пропавшей мужественности. здесь есть три испытания. 1. сшивайте свое мужское тело обратно к себе. 2. Разрыв. 3. нет трех] [what do you do?]

I grab my ♥♥♥♥ off the ground and stand the ♥♥♥♥ up, what do you think?

[You wake up in a cold, dark room and realize your manhood is missing] [what do you do?]

*Ow*

N O U

S T A Y W O K E ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

☭Dasvidanya, American☭

[this as Americia, a free country]

☭There are no reties in COMMUNIST RUSSIA☭

[start over and knock]

[Tyler, that's more stale than my year old bag of saltine crackers, anyways, You fail to stand, and this time your face it's the hard metal hinge of the door, and you pass out. By the time you wake up, you're dead from bloodloss] A Loser Is You!

[attempt to get up without the use of my arms]

his name was JOHN CENA... DU DU DU DUUUUUU

[Your hand explodes, and you lose all feelings in your arms. Shocked, you fall to the ground. As you bleed out helplessly on the ground, a giant floating head flys by, and says...] {GFH} Shoulda Just Knocked [You lose, btw]

[push the door with all my might]

[You reach a large wooden door, enlaid in a rough stonebrick wall. The door is cold to the touch, and it's size is a bit formidable...]

[turn left and walk foward]

[You Enter A Dark Room...]

I'm proud of myself
XD

wow im a complete moron....