[Verse: Lois Griffin]
It seems today that all you see
Is violence in movies and sex on TV

[Bridge: Peter Griffin]
But where are those good old-fashioned values

[Bridge: The Griffins]
On which we used to rely?

[Chorus: All]
Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do
All the things that make us

[Fill: Stewie Griffin]
Laugh and cry

[Outro: All]
He's a Family Guy