Thank you for making comp more fun despite the loss streak I had <3

full time flying dumbass

hey.... could you text me back? afraid you havent responded in awhile... you alive? lol. hit me back....

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Did you know that there is a total of 46,430 trees in The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim? When I look at you there is instead 46,431 trees in Skyrim.

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*sets down a block of piss on your territory, the musk fills up the entire hex* collect my piss

i miss you :(

meOOOOOOOW

a fish does not add new scales as it grows, but the scales has increase in size. in this way, growth rings are formed and the rings reveal the age of a fish

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*lifts up leg and pisses* i am claiming this territory hex!!! just to let people know!!

papa!!!

And if we return to Achaean Argos, finest of lands, he shall be a son to me, and I’ll honour him like my dear son Orestes, who is reared there among its riches. Three daughters I have too, in my noble palace, Chrysothemis, Laodice, and Iphianassa. Let him lead whichever he wishes to Peleus’ house, without bride-price, and I will add a dowry, greater than any man yet gave with a daughter. Seven well-populated cities he shall have: Cardamyle, Enope, and grassy Hire; holy Pherae and Antheia with its deep meadows; lovely Aepeia, and vine-rich Pedasus. They are all near the sea, on our far border with sandy Pylos, and the men there own great flocks and herds. They will honour him with gifts like a god, acknowledging his sceptre, and will ensure his plans prosper. All this I will do, if he forgoes his anger. Let him give way and submit to me – of all the gods is not Hades, hard and unyielding, hated most by mortals for being so – for I claim sovereignty and seniority over him.’

Before you all, let me name the glorious gifts I’ll grant him: seven tripods, unmarked by the flames; ten talents of gold; twenty gleaming cauldrons, and twelve strong horses, prize-winners for their speed. A man with the wealth they have won for me would not lack gold and riches. And I will gift him seven women, skilled in fine needle-craft, whom I chose as spoil for their surpassing beauty, on the day when Achilles took Lesbos. And one shall be her whom I took from him, that daughter of Briseus. I shall give him my solemn oath that I never took her to bed, never slept with her, as men are wont to do with women. All these things shall straight away be his; and if the gods grant we sack this great city of Priam, let him enter when we Greeks divide the spoils, and load his ship with gold and bronze, and pick the twenty loveliest women after Argive Helen.

‼️ATTENTION‼️ 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉♥♥♥♥♥😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 ♥♥♥♥🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣ ☠️SPOOKY👻 🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW💁 THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🍆♥♥♥♥🌽

Snälla håll käften och använd riktiga ord din jävla grottmänniska, tror du Gud gav oss yttrandefrihet bara så du kunde spy upp slumpmässiga ord som inte har någon betydelse och inte har något med konversationen att göra? Snälla nån, du klagar alltid på att ingen pratar med dig eller bryr sig om dig men det är för du alltid säger skit som poggers baserat cringe och sen försöker du förklara vad det är för något och du säger bara det är roligt asså va? Vad är så jävla roligt med det tror du att du kommer bli en stå upp komiker att du ska få en stående ovation bara för du sa “sperma” på scen? NEJ SÅ ÄR DET INTE DIN JÄVLA IDIOT, så snälla håll käften och använd ord på rätt sätt din dumfan

i will return you to the wetlands one way or the other :)

yo mama

coooooooooom

omg i do.... wanna makeout?

UNCENSOR YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ COMMENT

holdon im ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

peepaw

poo <3 love

i love you

Don't pick a circumcised penis if you're a male V.

It locks you out of romance options and characters will mock you in the game.

I can't believe this is even a thing, but it's true. It's truly bizarre CPDR would let such a seemingly minor choice (for a game) to play a role in the narrative.

Pretty low by CPDR IMO.

hiii have you heard of this game called divinity? It's this game where you play as a stick of an elf and you get to ♥♥♥♥ leaves and bracnhes and even lizards (if you want to) and like theres some magic if you want to. like you can shoot fire into water and it still work s anyway lohse if you want to project your insecurities with me lmk man.

No you're NOT a gamer

No you're NOT a gamer

I'm so sick of all these people who think they're gamers. No, you're not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying "I put well over 100hrs in this game and it's great!" That's nothing, most of us can easily put in 300+ in all our games. I see people who only have the Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we'll be friends.

Also DEAR WOMEN, Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew Valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT. REAL. GAMES. Put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

-sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers

‼️ATTENTION‼️ 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉♥♥♥♥♥😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 ♥♥♥♥🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣ ☠️SPOOKY👻 🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW💁 THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🍆♥♥♥♥🌽

hi Lana. You probably don't know who I am but I am a good friend of one Chachi Juarez. I saw you commenting profanities on his account and I am here to tell you that if you do not stop right now I will peel you apart and play with your bones. Chachi has been a very good friend of mine since I was a child. I will not tolerate this behavior. You have been warned...

https://www.reddit.com/r/MemriTVmemes/comments/i89y9n/good_morning_i_hate_women/

Men disgust me.

I’m a lesbian and am sick to death of you ignorant bastards. For starts, no, I will not show you my tits. I don’t see how any of you have the right to tell another woman to get naked, you dogs might see women as flesh for your pleasure but NOTHING gives you the right to take advantage of a woman just because you believe that you are “stronger” or “better”. You describe women as “cumdumpsters”, quite frankly I am enraged by this, if I ever heard you say this word in real life I would punch you so hard you’d be in a comma for the next month.

What gives you the right to think that you can tell us what to do? I will never be ordered around by a man. Actually I am so passionate about this I managed to get this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guy suspended from my work for making sexist comments about me and ordering me to get him a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ coffee every minute. Now he has learnt his lesson and is making ME the coffee.

heyyy queen I saw your tweet about how men are trash and I just wanted to let you know that I agree. although I myself am a man, (i know, ugh) i am on your side. “one of the good ones” as some may say. btw I never even noticed how fat your boobies are till now but they’re awesome

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against feminization and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you :3 sorry that wasnt rudeI swear Im just trying to be nice haha I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on discord we should talk more you look really friendly and nice xxx

🆗 son, 🌞 there ain't❌❌a ☝single☝♥♥♥♥♥♥♥☝person☝ with any intellect👓👓📖who gives a 🎮remote🎮♥♥♥♥🎮about your extensive vaping💯😎💨 talent. 😂I happen to be quite🎩the🎩intellectual🎩myself, so I can confirm✔✔this fact💯as truth™.👌if👌you👌think👌 that your vape💯😎💨 is going↗to get you hoes👯👯, you are utterly🐄 mistaken❌, fam👪. my pa👨 once taught📖 me the 😏secret😏 of life👍💛, and it was not❌❌ your vape💯😎💨

🆗🆒now listen 👂👂here my chum✌✌, my pa👨 was a man who kept it 💯💯💯💯💯💯. ✋that✋is✋six✋♥♥♥♥♥♥♥✋hundreds✋ and he never❌🙅🙅 once vaped💯😎💨. The man 🚬smoked🚬some🚬mad🚬cigars🚬 because he wasnt❌the ♥♥♥♥♥🐱🐱you are🆗⁉❗⁉ he lived to be 💯 because he kept it 💯💯💯💯💯💯 and killed🔫🔪 👌every👌vaping👌♥♥♥♥♥♥👌he👌saw👌🆗🆒😂😂👀👀 so in the spirit👻of me good ol pa👨, I think💭you should ♥♥♥🔫 they have 🆓 vapes💯😎💨 in hell🔥and🔥it's🔥lit🔥for😂 unintelligent vaping💯😎💨 hooligans like yourself👌😂😂

Giiiiiiiirl I know if you playing thru VTMB, you got it modded right?
Slide me that mod list real quick

on GOD we gon get you some ♥♥♥♥ bro

nub

pls send me ur commission infos for (?) possible twitch emotes. like if its a priv tumblr post or w/e, i wanna read that ♥♥♥♥ cuz you know ya girl interested.

send me ur commission infos PLS

also pls lmk how that interview went mom ily so
also i need to talk to u about commissions so shoot me a msg next time u have a few minutes!!! no rush tho

are u kidding me lana? i could never touch ur aesthetic game. dont even front.
u know u always got me beat girl.

https://youtu.be/s3kp8zKo-Ns
i think youd really like shake if you havent listened to her yet

I DONT ♥♥♥♥ BIRDS

thanks bird fker