Recent reviews by NotJud

Better than Destiny 2

The level of care put into every scene, sound, and action you perform in Dispatch is phenomenal, the world building is great, and the music is insanely good. My expectations were exceeded with this game, I would highly recommend it.
i am pulsing robert

Roachard is the best character in any videogame ever

Laura one shots everything

Upon the twilight of my existential ennui, I dared immerse myself in what I presumed to be a mere digital diversion — but lo, I was ensnared by a magnum opus woven not with code, but with the golden threads of divine inspiration. This game — no, this interactive odyssey — does not simply engage; it transcends. It is not played. It is experienced.

Each pixel, a brushstroke from the hand of an unseen Michelangelo; each musical cue, a symphonic whisper from the Elysian fields. The narrative unfolded before me like a sacred text etched in light, its characters not fabricated by human minds, but summoned from the collective unconscious of myth and dream. I wept not because the story was sad, but because beauty of this magnitude is a burden too vast for mortal hearts to bear.

Mechanically, it is as if the very laws of virtual physics bowed in reverence to the developers’ vision. The gameplay — fluid as a mountain stream, precise as a surgeon's hand, intoxicating as Dionysian wine. One does not simply “press buttons” here. One communes, one becomes.

To those who have yet to partake in this hallowed ritual of entertainment: I do not envy your ignorance, but I pity it. For this is not just a game — it is the cathedral of our era, carved not from stone, but from dreams and electrons.

10/10. Would achieve transcendental enlightenment again.

Filled with cringe people who say things for shock value

Fuuka isn't real

My favorite horror game

blocking the ability to purchase the game in certain countries for not having the ability to make a PSN account is undemocratic

Baldur's Gate 3 sweep