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16.3 hrs on record (4.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
After playing more than 15 hours in the original demo, I can see a few issues that need ironing out with the early access and changes that've been made since the demo such as the larger weapons feel a bit more sluggish and unwieldy but I assume this change is due to the physics (that I think have also been changed but it may just be a placebo.) Now of course there are a few bugs, unsable framerates in certain areas but this is a small team and I'm having a lot of fun with this early acces as it adds a LOT of new things, gone are the days of only fighting in a small sand arena with a few swords and a pitchfork (hyperbole). But the long and the short of it is, this early access is a good bit of fun at this stage despite the drawbacks, I'm really looking forward to seeing what Half Sword Games does with this in future.
Posted 1 February.
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33.4 hrs on record (1.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
As I was about to enter the bunker my radio came on and I heard my friend say "Can you hear me? There's something behind you" I was promptly eaten by something with an ungodly amount of teeth and he left. 10/10 can't get this anywhere else
Posted 22 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
1,484.7 hrs on record (1,330.2 hrs at review time)
this game sucks
Posted 30 October, 2023.
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36 people found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
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2.5 hrs on record
This game saved my life.

I am 47.

My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and adopted our son together. They are now both 4 years old.

When we were going through our separation, I found myself lost and miserable. I was self destructive. I got so mad one day from everything spiraling out of my control that I punched some concrete in a moment of overwhelming emotion. That caused me to break my 5th metacarpal in my right hand... my working hand... my games hand.. the hand that I held and carried my children to bed with.. The hand I desperately needed to make sure I could continue to provide.

After learning of the severity of my self-inflicted damage, I was borderline suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man with no history of depression or anxiety. I have never had fits of rage, or been one to break down and cry, but I was in a low spot that just really buried me from being able to see the light on the other side.

Having nothing better to do, I searched for a game I could play, ONE HANDED while I recovered. I somehow stumbled upon this game and read some of the reviews. I decided that it had to be worth a shot... I must admit, I didn't beat the game, or play nearly as long as some of you. In fact, I may have only played this game a day or two.. With that being said, after doing so, I had a new found joy and hope for life. I was able to put behind me the pain and suffering that had been cast over me. I was able to experience other peoples joy and happiness. I was able to see the fruits of my "labor". I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥ing minutes to this music long enough to realize that I was going to be okay.

After coming to that realization, I turned the game off, and I went back to work. It hurt my hand like hell but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so damn sorry for myself, and I became the father I needed to be in that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving as.

Today, I am close friend with my kids mother. We don't fight, or argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents, and friends.

I now have 3 kids. My third child is, wait for it, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my own separation, and we just stumbled in to each others life unexpectedly. We have been in a relationship for a year now, and are very happy together.

Moral of the story, you never know what life holds in store for you, and if I would have given up when all the odds were stacked against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that.

Thank you
Posted 22 October, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
10.7 hrs on record (3.4 hrs at review time)
Tank was sitting on the objective stopping us from capturing it. After being killed by it a couple of times I respawned as the anti-tank class so I could deal with this thing once and for all. I proceed to walk for 12 minutes to the point where I last saw the tank only to catch a glimpse of it through the shrubbery before being headshot by someone from across a field, hiding in a bush who I didn't see, killing me instantly. 10/10, realistic
Posted 8 December, 2021. Last edited 9 December, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
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185.6 hrs on record (103.7 hrs at review time)
A hidden gem of the gaming world
Posted 20 August, 2019.
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