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Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what do you say to a cold one?
Norm: See you later, Vera, I'll be at Cheers.
-- Cheers, Norm's Last Hurrah
Sam: Well, look at you. You look like the cat that swallowed the canary.
Norm: And I need a beer to wash him down.
-- Cheers, Norm's Last Hurrah
Woody: Would you like a beer, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: No, I'd like a dead cat in a glass.
-- Cheers, Little Carla, Happy at Last, Part 2
Beer -- it's not just for breakfast anymore.
👹 📀 📗 🍆 🥞 💃 🔋 🌂 🍇 👃 👳 🥒 📕 🎽 📘 🚗
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╱◥◣ ◥████◣▓∩▓∩║ MERRY CHRISTMAS & │∩ │◥███◣ ╱◥███◣
│╱◥█◣║∩∩∩ ║╲◥███╲ HAPPY NEW YEAR ╱◥◣ ◥████◣▓∩▓│∩
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Happy Valentine's day!
Aos 20 anos, casado,
Não te faltando energia,
Podes dar, atesoado,
Duas fodinhas por dia.
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E aos 25, com gana
E robustez natural,
Dando sete por semana,
Não te deve fazer mal.
*
Mas aos 30 tem cuidado,
E vai poupando a tesão,
Fode na cama, deitado,
Só dia sim, dia não.
*
E aos 35, pensa
Que deves ser mais prudente,
Passa a foder por avença,
Fode bi-semanalmente.
*
E aos 40, já não
Deves meter-te em folias:
Para não perderes a tesão,
Fode de oito em oito dias.
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Aos 50 marca passo,
Embora te cause pena,
Fode mais a compasso,
Uma vez só por quinzena.
*
Aos 60, é rara a vez
Em que se apruma o cacete,
Dá uma fodinha por mês,
Alternada com minete.
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E aos 70, toma tacto!
Não penses mais em mulheres!
Corta a piça e dá ao gato
Ou leva no cú se quizeres.
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╱◥◣ ◥████◣▓∩▓∩║ MERRY CHRISTMAS & │∩ │◥███◣ ╱◥███◣
│╱◥█◣║∩∩∩ ║╲◥███╲ HAPPY NEW YEAR ╱◥◣ ◥████◣▓∩▓│∩
││∩│ ▓ ║∏ 田║▓ 田田 ▓ ∩║ ii--ii-- 2017 ii--ii--ii--ii │╱◥█◣║∩∩∩ ║◥█▓ ▓█
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get rekt noob.
a outra ta ban posso jogar dayz ctg?
He Rushed
But Got Headshoted after.
RIP FENIX La Sei Quando Nasceste-2016
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Venho por este meio informar que o Sr.Pocooyo;♥ deseja uma Boa Pascoa a todos