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last played on 28 Mar, 2025
13 May @ 10:30am 
I am a 11 year old slave worker for the mongol empire who was worked to death by Genghis khan and right before I took my last breath, I felt a warm fire in my heart. Something was telling me to keep going, I didn’t know what, but that fire in my heart kept me alive just barely, as I wheezed my way through the pain I did not know why the gods wanted me alive, the unbearable pain made death seem like the easiest option for me, but I didn’t die. For thousands of years I stayed alive wondering why I was living, wondering why didn’t I go that day? Until June 2024, when the Hawk Tuah meme came out, I felt all that pain from all those years ago just vanish. The Hawk tuah meme has given me more life, joy, happiness, and I now know why I was kept alive by the gods all those years ago. I would go through all that pain working as a slave for Genghis Khan a thousand times just to watch one episode of Talk Tuah. I know my purpose in life now, I know why I didn’t die.
10 May @ 7:29pm 
boosted by hiss boyfriend
9 May @ 12:57pm 
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29 Apr @ 6:28pm 
7k hour on cs2 , 3k games owned , 45 years old with zero brain activity
23 Apr @ 3:28pm 
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10 Apr @ 5:35pm 
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