∧ ,,, ∧
( ̳• · • ̳)
/ づ♡

I'm hypnotizing you...
You love me! You love me! You love me! ❤️

Are you the reason of global warming? Because you're such a hottie

I knew the word "love," but only after meeting you did understand its meaning

Tell your parents i'm a big fan of what they did(you)

Love is risk, pain, responsibility.
Beer is guaranteed comfort.
Love asks, "Who are you?"
Beer says, "Who gives a ♥♥♥♥ who you are, let's just drink."
Love demands commitment.
Beer demands only that you empty the bottle.

If women are always right and men are always wrong, if a man says that a women is right, is the man wrong?

I can bring you: to orgasm, to home, to tears, to hatred, to the madhouse, to a wedding. Where do you want?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand, but thinking of you

If someday the moon calls you by your name, don't be surprised. Because every night i tell her about you

There is nothing bright left in this world except beer and you

I'm thinking of world domination, and you know what? You are my world

Can I roll a car on your buttocks like on hills?

There should be many wonderful people. Let's multiply

Aren't you tired after all things we did in my dream last night?

I'm not a pervert 24/7
It's just that you're hot 24/7

biology says you're 7% blood

chemistry says you're 70% water

physics says you're 99,99% empty space

but i say you're 100% my pookie

love you♡

instead of reading this come cuddle with me sweetie

Let's pretend I'm your puppy and you're my owner?

Do you have space for another tongue in your mouth?

How about adding a little Japanese culture to our relationship? For example, shibari.

╔╗╔╦══╦═╦═╦╗╔╗ ★ ★ ★
║╚╝║══║═║═║╚╝║ ☆¸.•°*”˜˜”*°•.¸☆
║╔╗║╔╗║╔╣╔╩╗╔╝ ★ ℕ𝔼𝕎 𝕐𝔼𝔸ℝ ☆
╚╝╚╩╝╚╩╝╚╝═╚╝ ￥☆★☆★☆￥★☆★☆￥★☆￥

　 　 　 　
　 　 　 　
　 　 　
　 　
　 　 　
　 　
　
　 　
　

　 　 　

you're so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ adorable and adorably ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

I can either cook for or be your snack👉👈

Hello, this is a reminder to pray before bed (for me).

Drin(KING)

Smo(KING)

Jer(KING)

Merry Christmas!

NO

Marry me!

Kiss me if im wrong but dinosaurs still live today

I am really hungry but the snack i want is reading this rn

∧ ,,, ∧
( ̳• · • ̳)
/ づ♡

girlfriEND
boyfriEND
friEND

all of these have an end, but beer is doesn't

Your Girl could Cheat on you
Your Mother could Leave you
Your best Friends could Stab you in the Back
Beer will Never leave you
Beer will Never cheat on you
Beer will Never stab you in the back
Beer will Always be There
All this things in life
Money, Friends, Happiness, Loved ones, Relationships
Its all Temporary
Not Beer
The Girl that you've been Dating for a year and a half?
That youre deeply in Love with?
And want to start a Family with?
She Cheats on you
Beer Wouldn't do that
Beer will Never cheat on you

The tea burned my tongue, beer wouldn't have done that.

The winter holidays are coming soon, and I want you tied under my Сhristmas tree!

Please cuddle me until i smell like you🥺

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⠀⣠⣶⣾⡏⢁⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⡈⢻⣿⣿⣷
⢰⣿⣿⣿⠀⢼⠿⠛⠉⠉⠉⠙⠻⣿⠀⢻⣿⠿⢀⣤⣶⣦⣄⡀
⢸⣿⡟⠉⣀⣠⠆⢀⣴⣶⣦⣄⠀⠙⠀⠸⣿⣦⣈⠻⠿⠛⠉⠁
⠈⢿⡀⢰⣿⡟⠀⢾⣿⡿⠋⣁⣤⣾⡇⠀⣿⣿⣿⣦
⢸⡌⠃⠸⣿⡁⠀⠘⠟⢁⣾⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⣿⣿⣿⡿
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣇⣼⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⢠
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠿⠟⠋⠀⠀⠀⢸
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
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Put this on all your furry friends profiles to show they are a true furry!
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I propose a threesome: you, me, and light beer.

　　　　　🌸＞　　フ Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.
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　 　　　／` ミ_wノ
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　＼二つ

Today marks exactly five years since I've been with my beloved. Thank you, my depression, I will never leave you.

{\___/}
( • ▽ •)
/ >🌸 For u!

{\___/}
( • ▽ •)
🌸 < \ Eh.. Don't like?

{\__/}
( • w•)
/ >🌹 Rose?

{\__/}
( - _ -)
/ >🌹 Eh...also this?

{\___/}
( • ▽ •)
/ >🌻 How about this?

{\__/}
( • _ •) Still dont like?
/ >🌻

{\__/}
( • _ •)
💍< \

{\__/}
( • _ •) ????
/ >💍

Fix your grammar:
No more drinking! ❌
No, more drinking! ✅

あら愛に定義を求めるのは
いけないわ。そんなことは心
に対する侮辱よ。定義なんて
いらない。唯一つだけ言葉が
あればいいの愛して。

Nice Profile

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