bro please stop asking me to eat your ass I told you for the millionth time I am done eating it

added to talk msg me whenever you come online :)

♥️ Rules for Kitten ♥️

Bedtime on school nights is 11:00 pm.
Bedtime on weekends is 2 am.
Eat at least two meals a each day.
Eat one healthy snack each day.
No self-harm. -> Come talk to Daddy if you need support!
No lying to Daddy. -> 7. Respect Daddy. <-
ALWAYS ask for permission before taking pills.
You must compliment yourself at least once per day.
Don't let other boys (or girls) lust after you - you belong to Daddy!
No drinking without permission.
No Drugs.
No eating after 8 pm. -> 14. You may not please yourself outside of playtime with daddy. <-

Nick has no ♥♥♥♥, no BALLS, and especially no GIRLFRIEND

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Happy birthday!

i'm a Admin from PinkieCraft, the Pony Roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on we'll make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse♥♥♥♥♥♥ like you requested but we'll work on it :-) thank you for the donation again and we hope to see you soon!!!!!!!! KEEP CLOPPING MY FRIEND :-)

Helloooooo, have a merry christmas and a nom ^^

Merry Christmas

nom

Spikey Wikey

Happy birthday spiku you're my favourite daddy <3

happy birthday!!
♥

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx

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WEE WOO 🚨🚨🚨 YOU ARE BEING DETAINED 👮🏻👮🏻👮🏻 FOR BEING AWAKE DURING REAL DADDY HOURS 🕐👌🍑😬 PLEASE SHOW ME YOUR REAL DADDY REGISTRATION 🍆🍑💕BY SMASHING THAT MOTHAFUCCIN ♥♥♥♥♥👅👄💋❤❤ REAL PRINCESSES ONLY!! IT DONT MATTER IF YOU UP GIVIN CUMMIES OR WHAT 💦💦😍😍💯💯💯

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worst meme right here
2013

eat my ass bb

An Person

*kills you seductively*

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IM DELETING YOU, DADDY! ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable I could never delete you Daddy! Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you cummies Or never get called squishy again😬😬 If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫 3 back: you're squishy 5 back: you're daddy's kitten

Roses Are Red Nuts Are Brown,
Skirts Go Up Pants Go Down,
Body To Body Skin To Skin,
When It's Stiff You Stick It In,
It Goes In Dry And Comes Out Wet,
The Longer It's In The Stronger It Gets,
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Happy birthday spiku~ Love ya lil dragon

Happy birthday~

boo

Thanke Spek

u wil nvr taek her ♥♥♥ *desu-kawaii~

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