So to give a little background info, I love watching youtube shorts. I spend about 8 hours daily watching shorts. No one knows about this, as I keep it a good secret. One day, when I was meant to be at school, I was watching some shorts. My mom came in and was shocked. So she didn't see what I was doing, I hid my phone under my pillow and told her to leave because I was having a wank. I got away with it, but the same day, I was around my GF's house, and we were watching a movie. I was watching shorts the whole time, I was so sneaky, she didn't notice. She was trying to make advances on me. I didn't think much of it and kept scrolling. Suddenly my phone's volume went up to the maximum out of nowhere (the volume button on my phone has been broken for like a month now.). She immediately took her hand off of my thigh and screamed ''ARE YOU WATCHING ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SKIBIDI TOILET?!'' and, I'll spare you the details, but I'm currently sitting on her porch, bawling my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eyes out.

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Vouch, number one AGKR player

I am so favoriteded

Is scared of e girls

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i spent 107 dollars on paladins since paladins > overwatch

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-rep probably bad at every game

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yeah big gay pervert

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nani tf did i just say

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I'm trying to boost my ratings on soundcloud and what better way than here lol https://soundcloud.com/mdk1995/the-bastion-song-technobatic-dubstep-edit

-rep Really into ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ underage girls and stuff... Not cool fam

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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Hwat the hell did you just freaking say about me, you little bobby? I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class in the sales of propane and propane acessories, and I've been involved in numerous secret propane raids on Thatherton Fuels, and I have over 300 confirmed sales. I will wipe you the hell out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in arlen, mark my god danged words. The hell that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your charcoal grill. You're freaking dead, boy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can sell to you in over 700 different ways. and thats just with my grill catalog. Not only am I extensively trained in the sales of propane and propane acessories, but I have access to the entire propane and grill stock of Strickland Propane and I will use it to its full extent to sell you a grill thats off the face of the great USA. I will spill propane all over you and you will drown in it. You're freaking buying, customer.

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I'm currently on summer break from uni, and I don't have a job ( Hard to get when you have a criminal record, don't ask). So instead, I've been playing about 6-12 hours of CSGO a day. This week is like my 5th week of doing this. Now, I'm sure all of us here don't think that this is detrimental to your health, but last night I had a dream I was in game in CSGO. I dont remember what it was about exactly, but I woke up in a frenzy and i shouted IM CT NOT T. I assume I was stuck on T forever on Nuke. I also was playing hide and seek with my baby brother, only to find that I was jiggle peeking corners in real life. I have this crosshair burned into my vision that Im constantly lining up at headshot level. My friends wanted to go out and get pissed today on straya day, however I informed them that I have to get my smurf out of nova 1. The question is, have I taken it too far? I do not know. Have I been playing too much csgo?

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