Michael B. Schwartzin'
Michael "Messy Michael" Benedict Schwartz
Cheyenne, Wyoming, United States
Hello, my name is Michael Schwartz. I live in the greatest state of the United States of America. I enjoy sneeze edging in my free time. I once ate fourteen ham sandwiches, and you would not believe the KILLER stomach ache I got afterwards. Almost rivals that one time I was dared by a coworker to chug a gallon of olive oil. MAN, THAT ♥♥♥♥ HURT SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BAD.
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Hello, my name is Michael Schwartz. I live in the greatest state of the United States of America. I enjoy sneeze edging in my free time. I once ate fourteen ham sandwiches, and you would not believe the KILLER stomach ache I got afterwards. Almost rivals that one time I was dared by a coworker to chug a gallon of olive oil. MAN, THAT ♥♥♥♥ HURT SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BAD.
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