this guy is so unaware of his surroundings the enemy ai feels bad for shooting at him. to his credit if its in front of him it will get the "if it bleeds iv put 367 rounds in it already" attitude. good guy for watching your front

After a good game in Minecraft, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
He invited me to his house for a csgo lan party. I accepted the invite and he said that he was looking forward to meeting me in real life.
When I arrived to his house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then ran home. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.