👯hey SlutS! 👯💅 Now that we got our yearly 🎁 ♥♥♥♥ 👊🏼from good ole Saint ♥♥♥♥ 🎅🏾 it’s FINALLY New Years Eve!!!🗓🍾👅 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ was a LONGG 🍆🍆 and HARD 😉✊🏻😫 year.... we laughed😂😆👌🏼 We cried 😢😖👎 We coughed 💦🤒🤧 we ♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOOD👍🏻 ♥♥♥♥🍆 and 😵😵BAD 😔 ♥♥♥♥, 😫 BUTT 🍑 now let’s 👏👏Celebrate 🙌🎉 and watch that 💦🍆BIG 👅 BALL 😎👌🏼 Drop 👄👄 on us! 💃💃 So spread 👐🏽 those 👐🏽 legs 👐🏽 and count down ⬇️ from 🔟 until your man 💪🏾 pops 🎉 his CORK 🍾🍾 into that thirsty 👅thirsty 👅 hole! 🥰🥰 Send this to 2️⃣1️⃣ ♥♥♥♥-BEGGING ✊🏻🍆 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍑😱 for the next 3️⃣6️⃣5️⃣ days 😍😍😍

What's good 😜 u candy cane ♥♥♥ guzzler 👅🎄 ⛄️⛄️☃☃❄️DICKCEMBER 🎄 is here and u know what that means ❄️❄️ HOE HOE HOE ❄️❄️🎉season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph pasties 🔴 pop ur peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕️ if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 sent this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👱 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH 👀 if u get 5 back 😌 ur a SEXY SNOWMAN ⛄️⛄️ if u get 10 back 😘 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL ♥♥♥♥♥ 🔥