-rep keeps trying to suck milk directly from the udders of a male cow even after being those arent udders and its not milk

-rep showed me his Gooch when I told him not to and it wasn't even very hairy even though that is why he wanted to show me it

-rep wont stop bragging about how hairy his gooch is yet also wont show us his gooch so we can find out if it's all it's cracked up to be

-rep ate so many live octopi that he got sick of eating live octopi. Denying himself one of life's purest pleasures.

-rep walked into the room and threw up a live octopus out of nowhere, animal cruelty

-rep ate a live octopus and not in the sexy way. (Also ate a live octopus in the sexy way).