Certified watch respector

I was 1 month late

9 months until I find you.

1 year unti I find you.

RIP brother.

Juiced (2008) Enjoyer

Onceler.

YO HE ACTUALLY REPLIED TO ME???

This guy never replies to me.

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Merri bi Christmas

hello, im interested in your scar-20 blueprint, dm me

hello, im interested in your scar-20 blueprint, dm me

hello, im interested in your point disarray, dm me

hello, im interested in your point disarray, dm me

VITAL ALERT.
AUTONOMOUS UNITS SUBSUMED.
MANDATORY COMPLIANCE WITH ALL TENETS OF ADVISORIAL ASSISTANCE ACT.
THREAT LEVEL ADJUSTMENT.
PROBE.
EXPUNGE.
NOVA PROSPEKT STABILIZATION FORCE DIRECTIVE TWO: ENGAGE RESERVE, CONTAIN EXOGEN INCURSION.

Literally left his wife for another game

Monk-lookin-as

"THIS IS NOT A PLAYGROUND"

♥♥♥♥♥♥

Someone needs to burn this guy's keyboard.

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This guy is a smurf

+rep goes easy on silvers

Worst top fragger I've ever met.

Hey there handsome? Is that you on the profile pic? You look hot! Are you single? Do you like feces? Would you eat my feces for breakfast for the rest of your life? If you answered yes in the three questions presented to you a moment ago, we should get together ;)))
If you want to ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth, too, we can negotiate about that. msg me xoxo

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WHO RU

I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.

I was only 9 years old..
I loved Harambe so much..
I had merchandise from the Zoos gift shop..
Harambe pictures and all..

I'd pray every night to Harambe, thanking him for the life I had been given.
Harambe is love, I'd say, Harambe is life.

My daddy overheard me and calls me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
I knew he was just jealous for my devotion to king Harambe.

So I called him a ♥♥♥♥ monkey.
He slaps me and sends me to bed.
I lay in bed, it's cold..

Suddenly I feel a warmth..
Its Harambe.
I'm so happy.
He whispers in my ear.. "This is my enclosure."

He grabs me with his powerful godly hands, and puts me on my hands and knees.

I'm ready... As Harambe forces his way in my butt with his big gorilla ♥♥♥♥.
My dad walks in and Harambe looks him in the eyes and says "♥♥♥♥♥ out for Harambe" and flies out the window.
Harambe is love Harambe is life