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Recent reviews by ItsSoClover

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2 people found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
I....I don't know why it's asking me to write a review. I've never played this game, though I'd love to. I feel obligated to use this chance I shouldn't have been given.

Buy it if you want me to think you're cool.

or not.

i'm not your boss.

probably?

I'm very confused.

And often...stupid.


ok bye.
Posted 30 October, 2024.
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330.0 hrs on record (286.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
If it scares Nintendo then you KNOW it's great.
Posted 30 October, 2024.
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181.0 hrs on record (121.6 hrs at review time)
Very fun even just as is, but do yourself a favor and mod the hell out of this game if you wanna have an absolutely amazing time Choom.
Posted 3 September, 2024.
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123.6 hrs on record (112.3 hrs at review time)
The fact that this is the only game in my library that every single one of my friends has played goes to show just how good it is, not even all of my friends have played TF2, but Stardew? It's for everyone!
Posted 1 December, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
177.2 hrs on record (36.3 hrs at review time)
I got this software so I could start making a Pokémon fangame with essentials, and I highly reccomend it! I often struggle to stay dedicated to projects, but the workflow of RPG Maker XP allows me to work on small bits at a time and playtest them in a way that is much more intuitive and smooth than other engines I've worked in, plus, the event system is very fun to use, and there's a lot you can do with it.
Posted 5 October, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
12.1 hrs on record (9.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I played this expecting it to be your bog standard poorly made porn game...I played it for 9 hours straight overnight because it's actually really fun!?
Posted 23 September, 2023.
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118.4 hrs on record (82.4 hrs at review time)
pretty good owo
Posted 17 September, 2023.
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476.4 hrs on record (443.1 hrs at review time)
As someone who was previous trained on Maya, I can confirm that Blender kicks Maya's ass and comes back for seconds. Not only is my workflow vastly faster in blender, but blender is also FREE whereas Maya costs way too much, and crashes if you so much as think of having fun while you model. Don't get Maya, it has no reason to be the "industry standard" blender is just straight up better.
Posted 13 April, 2023.
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9.9 hrs on record (3.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
The game itself is solid, even though it's just one button, it still manages to use it in so many different ways, and the story was suprisingly charming, also, the level editor allows you to do just as much crazy ♥♥♥♥ as the devs themselves do.
Posted 26 March, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
17.1 hrs on record (10.1 hrs at review time)
There was an employee in the corporation named Frank (not related to me by coincidence)

Frank was somewhat of a shut in, he didn't prefer to talk to others and instead spent most of his time talking with a bird that was being contained within the corporation instead. It was named the punishing bird, but it never really tried to punish anyone from what he saw. They talked about many different subjects, including, but not limited to, philosphy, art, science, maths, and more, this inspired Frank to become a researcher, one day however, Frank was moved from the Control Team down to the Central Command Team 1, he was a bit sad to have to say goodbye to his bird friend, because he wouldn't really be able to visit, but there wasn't anything he could do.

Frank found solace in talking to an anamoly referred to as "The Snow Queen" there, their conversations were also rather insightful, but Frank never felt like they quite lived up to the conversations he would have with his old fowl friend.

One day however, Frank was delighted by what he saw, Punishing Bird had escaped from it's containment unit and was down in Central Command, Frank tried to spark conversation, however the bird seemed to ignore him and instead pecked at him while yelling "This is for never calling!" It didn't really hurt that much, and after a few minutes the bird left, presumably to go back to containment.

It was a...strange experience to say the least, but Frank was still happy to see his old friend...little did he know it wouldn't be the last time.

This started happening every friday.
Posted 1 January, 2021.
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