hunter its jed

Why the ♥♥♥♥ is my 71 year old grandma beating the ♥♥♥♥ out of me? Every single ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time I challenge her to a street fight she kicks me in the knee, snapping my leg into two. Then, to make matters worse, she doesn't even take me to a hospital. She talks about how my grandfather was hurt worse back at Gallipoli. I've tried reinforcing my knees with steel bars, but her nursing home has a metal detector cause some crazed Dutch man tried to smash the TV in room 321 with a baseball bat cause he thought it was subconsciously telling the old people that the Auroa shooting was a hoax. So, without bringing in any metal weapons, what can I do to kick her senile ass without killing her?

+rep I love Wind Turbines

-REP- sings this song when in the shower https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDIlQ3_lsKE

+rep the guy behind 9/11

-rep caught him gassing a jew, wait that means I should give you a +rep

+rep gassed jew

dis guy is good carry in cs, would recommend 10/10 ign