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Very good game, approx 4 hours of playtime.

It's a relaxing grinding game with a pretty quick progression. The gameplay loop is fun and snowballs pretty heavily in the end. Feels good overall, not too repetitive

Cruising around with Calcium is a better version of the new skate.

Solid graphics, fun armory, the whole theme of the game is great, paired with a newbie friendly community.

All in all probably one of the best games that released in the 2020s. Highly recommend

I don't know why the game is recently reviewed positive because it's still in an absolute disasterous state.

Starting of the game with frequent stuttering, to sound bugs. I died on the rooftop level, after I respawned the sound always went mute as soon as I shot. The enemies are also way dumber than in the original, even on the higher difficulties.

Chefs kiss was the hardlock for me, since the final objective of the rooftop mission bugged out and I can't deactive the security system to end the literal second level of the game. Not even a restart could fix this. Incredibly disappointed, pefct summary of gaming in the 2020s.

I dont understand the hype. It's super boring

Super slow progression but somehow addictive.
After ~13 hours of playtime I just got my first store upgrade (growroom is still the starter) - probably takes 100 hours to get the stuff from the trailer. still good game

The dlc patch broke the game on steam deck. Easy Anti Cheat will initialize and then the game closes.

No troubleshooting helped, not even reinstalling helped. can't even play it offline

It's simple, starts off slowly but I instantly caught myself going for "only one more run" over and over again

Actually pretty good

Alien Hominid Roguelite with the super stupid Behemoth Humor.

If you liked Alien Hominid or Battblock theatre, this is a must

Huge fan of the first Knights of Honor, but this aint it.

The whole troop system, the diplomacy, the it all doesn't mash well together.
Light infrantry with 1* completely destroys elite cavalry without stars, just from the sheer numbers advantage.

Timer on all messages run out before you can even read them, thus you're forced to permanently speed up/speed down or pause the game.

On top of that: What the hell is that portrait artwork? It looks way worse than the 20 year old predecessor.

It looks so promising but it's just not fun. Bought it for 15€ and I still feel scammed.