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can you send me a friend request?
🐝 * 📘 * 💚 * 🌋 * 👑 * 🐠 * ⛳ * 🕺 * 🎍 * 🎁 * 🎫 * 🍖 * 🐊 * 🥞 * 👹 * 🐟
ㅤ* David Hasselhoff walks into a bar and says to the barman, "I want you to call me David Hoff".
The barman replies "Sure thing Dave... no hassle"
ㅤ* You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they’re going.
ㅤ* My drinking team has a bowling problem.
💙 * 📒 * 🌸 * 🥒 * 🍧 * 🎈 * 🐛 * 📀 * 💛 * 🌋 * 👽 * 🍇 * 📗 * 🎽 * 😺 * 💃
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ teehee!