Absolute Chud

Absolute Chad

i am signing this profile because i am famous

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awp master

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1 more time, best trader +rep back

THANK YOU FOR BUYING MY KNIFE BROTHER. <3 USE THEM WELL

+rep best desert brush collector and fast trade

+rep sold an R8, quick and easy

Loves the best skin to ever grace the lands of CS as much as I do.

rip desert brush r8 salesman

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+rep good player

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hey uh... spotted you across the duelyard... *stares at ground* s-sorry if this is a little forward, but i think you're *pushes fingers together* p-p-pretty cute. ahhh im sorry, im such a dweeb *kicks dirt* hopefully youll forgive me for being so creepy but... i really think youre beautiful. your armor fits you in the nicest way, and forgive me for b-being a weirdo... but i think your butt looks nice in that chainmail skirt... GAH did i just say that ooo im so sorry *blushes and covers mouth* i really didnt mean anythin by it im so sorry.... please dont hate me. if you totally dont think of me as a creep by now then maybe we can duel some time *flourishes* hey... cmon... flourish back *flourishes* hello? *sword salutes* y-you there? *feints you* hello??? wake up??? cmon duel me! what are you doing! stop ignoring me!!! *flourishes* what are you doing! *jump kicks you* cmon! *feints you*.... why cant we just... yknow duel? pleaaaase? okay im sorry haha.... sorry... can we duel now?

gold 2

Signed by me, lets play csgo

-rep Istg he tried to cop a feel

-rep deprived me of my desert brush revolver

Thanks for buying My Desert Brush Revolver skin, man <3

gogo

me have trade gor knif pls respond i overpay for good skin +rep

+rep good adam <3

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i havr trade

have an offer for ya, added mate.

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-rep this guy body blocks intentionally all the time and team damages the awper to the point of 10 hp

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This player is fantastic. Just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting a kill.

Too bad to play legit lmao. -rep not even a good cheat 🥶

-rep reported for blatant aimbot. Say goodbye to Dragon Lore Kiddo.

respectfully die irl

It all started out normal, we met each other on a Cat Girl Roleplay server on GMOD and we meowed at each other everytime we came across each other. That was when I met him, we shortly became friends outside of the server and we began playing various games together. I considered him a close friend. After a year or so of our friendship, he introduced me to the idea of meeting up. At first I was hesitant because I have not met up with anyone online but he ushered me and kept reassuring me that we've been buddies for a long time and I could trust him. I gave him my address. That was the start of my nightmare. We met up and he was normal at first. Later that night in my car, he started touching me and nibbling on my ear. I could not stop him because I believe he drugged my food. I woke up the next day in a ditch with no clothes or money.

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-rep virgin

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Roses are red
Voilets are blue
P@rnhub is down
Your facebook will do.

A pro

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard PP push against my leg. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills

-rep virgin

Hot

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❤ If you know a Pretty Lady, put this on her wall . ❤
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This kid no, this man is the best player I have ever met. He taught me the ways; he showed me how to bhop forwards, backwards, and sideways. This man taught me how to play rainbow six siege from the ground up I could have been bronze but now i'm diamond and I crap on ♥♥♥♥ players ez clap. This man deserves a gold medal for everything from comedy to community service. Someone please make a statue of this man.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play rust sometime its a really cool survival game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

The guy below me might be mad

had 0 kills after ten rounds, decided to go afk and watch his little anime show