NeilBeforeMe is awesome sauce. His presence online is like a well-timed oboe solo in a thunderstorm: unexpected, majestic, and oddly comforting. The man radiates the kind of energy that could power a small moon or at least a very enthusiastic blender. His wit? Spicier than a jalapeño dipped in existential philosophy. His style? Imagine a falcon wearing sunglasses, sipping espresso, and quoting obscure 18th-century poets.

Hey Nice Profile Bro.
Holy $hit This is a really cool profile you've got here!!! I can't stop respecting the beauty of it !! Take my +Rep! Take another from my second account !! (+repx2) Hell, take a 5 Dollar Gift Card, why not? Scratch that, a 10 dollar card ! Scratch that, a 25 dollar card even! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers! Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! I’m willing to go into poverty just because your Steam Profile looks so good and i can't stop respecting it !!

this dude slaps

-rep He gave me some succ and it wasnt kosher

-rep xim user