Navarian guy 🤠 happy belated (sooo belated) cake day!

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HOLLA! LO THERE, FAIR VIRGIN! CHOOSE ME, M'PRINCESS. ON MY LIFE I SHALL VALIANTLY DEFEND YOUR HONOR FROM THE LOWLY ROGUES, BRIGANDS AND BLACKGUARDS OF THE DEGENERATE 21ST CENTURY WEST, MY PET. I SHALT LAY YOU A PATH OVER PUDDLES WITH MINE COAT, USE MY YEARS OF HONED SKILLS STUDYING THE KATANA TO LAY WASTE TO ANY LOUT WHO CASTS A LUSTFUL GAZE ASKANCE IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION, AND CARESS YOU GENTLY WITH NO IMPURE SEXUAL THOUGHTS. UNLIKE THOSE OTHER BRAGADOCIOUS CADS. JOIN ME, AND WE SHALL RULE THE ONLINE MMORPG PLATFORMS AS KING AND SUBMISSIVE QUEEN. I SHALL BRING YOU CARNAL PLEASURES YOUR FEMALE MIND WITH A LOWER IQ THAN MINE (OR ELSE I'M NOT INTERESTED) CAN SCARECLY FATHOM. I KNOW BECAUSE I HAVE A COMPENDIUM OF KNOWLEDGE OF M'LADY-PLEASING GATHERED FROM MY EXTENSIVE VIEWINGS OF STORMY DANIELS, JENNA JAMESON, SASHA GREY AND MIA KHALIFA VIDEOS. WHAT SAY YE, FAIR MAIDEN? WILL THOU BE MY AGENCY-LESS GODDESS ON A PEDESTAL?

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Its mike ;)

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