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I loved Bernie so much, I had all the merchandise and speeches.
I pray to Bernie every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Bernie is love” I say, “Bernie is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ libtard. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Bernie.
I called him a ♥♥♥♥.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm... It's Bernie! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is our political revolution."
He grabs me with his hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Bernie.
He penetrates my butthole.
I want to please Bernie.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his progressive policy ideas.
My dad walks in.
Bernie looks him straight in the eye and says, "It's Medicare for all now."
Bernie leaves through my window.
Bernie is love. Bernie is life.
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