Recent reviews by NTIOShadow

I booted up Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 expecting a stylish RPG, and now I’m lying on the floor rethinking everything I thought I knew about turn-based combat and beauty in games. Somewhere between dodging paint missiles and exploring a world that feels like a fever dream painted by Monet on a deadline, I realized: games can still be art and still be fun.

This isn’t just a game, it’s a Renaissance painting that picked up a sword and said, "Let’s make you feel something." The combat is so elegant. Every time I die, I nod respectfully. "Thank you, may I perish again?"

To anyone saying gaming is dead:
This game walked in, threw color at the walls, and whispered, "We’re just getting started."

10/10. Would fight abstract nightmares again.

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Anyways, um... I bought a whole bunch of shungite rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is? No, not Suge Knight, I think he's locked up in prison. I'm talkin' shungite. Anyways, it's a two billion year-old like, rock stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. That's my story, I bought a whole bunch of stuff. Put 'em around the la casa. Little pyramids, stuff like that.

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