Pryor's Observation:
How long you live has nothing to do
with how long you are going to be dead.
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She blinded me with science!
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America works less, when you say "Union Yes!"
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Non-sequiturs make me eat lampshades.
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I turned my air conditioner the other way around, and it got cold out.
The weatherman said "I don't understand it. I was supposed to be 80
degrees today," and I said "Oops."

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above... so
I never have to go upstairs.

I just bought a microwave fireplace... You can spend an evening in
front of it in only eight minutes.
-- Steven Wright
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Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last
you are going to see of him until he emerges on the other side of his
Atlantic with his verb in his mouth.
-- Mark Twain "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court"
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+rep xD good player :)