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Recent reviews by Koda

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16.0 hrs on record (11.7 hrs at review time)
just buy it boys
Posted 27 October, 2025.
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2,203.3 hrs on record
Bungie is a shell of its former self.
Posted 24 September, 2025.
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54.1 hrs on record (33.6 hrs at review time)
Best land border
Posted 16 September, 2025.
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30.9 hrs on record (21.5 hrs at review time)
Still have no idea if i'm good or bad at this game.
Posted 30 November, 2024.
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49.0 hrs on record (40.1 hrs at review time)
Why haven't you bought this yet?
Posted 25 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
16.9 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I love sh**ing myself in 30 frames
Posted 24 September, 2024.
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636.1 hrs on record (613.0 hrs at review time)
Get this game running on the correct monitor at the correct resolution speed run. (Any %, Sub 30 min)
Posted 24 May, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
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852.5 hrs on record (660.9 hrs at review time)
Look, I preordered this game and played it the minute(hour) it came out, and at this point I'm max level and I have every item in the game: It has been my most played game every year since it came out. I've been there through its highs and lows. It's my favorite game. It's stressful AND casual. It's fun AND frustrating. Depending on how you look at it, life is the same way; It CAN be amazing. I find this game "amazing" because I enjoy it for what it is rather than what I want it to be.

Helldivers 2 is an objective, teamwork based, horde shooter. You're a Helldiver above all. With so many options at your arsenal you can be whatever Helldiver you want. You can: be the diver your team needs you to be. Be the Diver super earth needs you to be. Be the diver you want to be.

But your own diver and have fun. Just don't be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, no one wants that.
And most of all... Do NOT take it too seriously, at the end of the mission its just satire.

Spread Freedom, Democracy, and Liberty. For Super Earth.
Posted 8 February, 2024. Last edited 24 January.
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1 person found this review helpful
238.3 hrs on record (96.5 hrs at review time)
Neil Newbon is the only thing ill ever need
Posted 8 December, 2023.
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8.2 hrs on record
Its like portals but with Halo!
Posted 14 August, 2021.
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