poor sg mf

Poor Singapore kid have to use life support system to help him win

Study english

Imagine using hacks yet still cant win cs games.

Don't know if it flows as well in Cantonese as it does in Mandarin and especially English, but I've always been a big fan of flat-headed farmer (平头农民).

Farmer is farmer, the Chinese absolutely hate it and it's connotations. Best insult in any Chinese city

Flat headed only works if you're a foreigner but it should cut to the core of Chinese cultural insecurity. The vast majority of Chinese people have flat heads, the vast majority of young people hate it. You might not notice it at first, but pay attention and you'll see how omnipresent it is for every generation bar the youngest

The two work together well because the flat headed tradition ties into the stupidity that the Chinese associate with farmers, as it's a really inane tradition that's only done for aesthetic reasons (think foot binding, for the head), tying the target to farmerdom even if he believes he's above it

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