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0.8 hrs on record
Early Access Review
This game is wayyyyy too slow, I'm sure it gets better as you start to unlock stuff but holy- it is boring. Played for an hour and did the same thing over and over but unlocked ketchup. If you could change settings or start on a later day I'd love it
Posted 15 March, 2025.
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101.7 hrs on record (8.9 hrs at review time)
This game hides all it's flaws with the idea that it's 'realistic'. The story and rpg features are fun and engaging but the combat is BAD BAD, the worst I've experienced in a game. Today I shot someone in the face with 7 arrows and he still was running at me and 2 hit me from full health. I found someone sleeping and tried to attack them, my character mindlessly starts attacking the floor, my sword going through them without damage being done. It's so flawed with the excuse that it's realistic which it's not in the slightest. Enemies can hit you from 3 meters away yet you have to be point black. You can hit someone in the head 17 times with a 20 pound sword and they dont care, they hit you once and you're bleeding and almost dead. Then people cope with the idea that it's a 'skill issue' when in reality it's just poorly designed. Base game is great but the bugs and combat make it almost unplayable, tedius and unfun.
Posted 25 February, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
37.4 hrs on record (34.8 hrs at review time)
For the Emperor
Posted 28 November, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
Everyone has said it already. But the owners are completely delusional, selfish and dispassionate. All they care about is money, not the game or the playerbase. They are happy to lose all respect and trust in return for more money. The founders probably don't even know what the game is called. At this point I don't even know if the game can recover, they have completely ruined it.
Posted 13 August, 2023.
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9.1 hrs on record (6.7 hrs at review time)
actual bad P2W game
Posted 17 February, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
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48.9 hrs on record (16.8 hrs at review time)
Can confirm, it took two.10/10
Posted 31 March, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
27.4 hrs on record (10.1 hrs at review time)
Do not play this
Posted 29 July, 2018.
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9.0 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)
Absolutely amazing game, one of my all time favourite single player games, yet the story is very short and ending disappointing. Praying for a sequel!
Posted 29 July, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
6.7 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
Honestly, I see why people like this game but personally I hate it! Extremely repetitive and boring, confusing at times. Only play if you’re really gunna commit to it. A game like Destiny is so much better, simply the combat system alone is so much better, in warframe it’s so weird and unusual.
Posted 29 July, 2018.
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1 person found this review funny
19.4 hrs on record (18.0 hrs at review time)
Fun game to play with friends, would recommend using a control though (Much easier). Not really any in game purchases and is fun unlocking stuff!
Posted 29 July, 2018.
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