Recent reviews by Rad-Dude 63 & 1/3rd

It's been ages since I played this but I just remember this being genuinely super boring and barebones, the in-game sex scenes (of which there's only one per character at all) don't even properly reflect your actual custom character most the time, if you need to have a penis or vagina for the scene, you're getting one. About the kinda scale of "representation" I expect from an alt-right furry that still has yet to realize the leopards are not going to ♥♥♥♥ him in the fun way.

Oh and then a friend enlightened me that the game's creator is awful too (hence the aforementioned alt-right thing) so that doesn't help. XD

I mean I love this remake but it's still pretty buggy and has weirdly cut content (not because it was offensive either like the original context of the ending or considering helping someone transition to be "ruining" their life) like not being to read black hippy thoughts (they're replaced by the white dude's) while all of Takoshima's police (and Yakuza, because they share the police's dialogue including announcing themselves as the cops for some reason???) will still y'know, be obsessed with African American culture and talk like characters straight out of a Blaxploitation flick.

Oh, or removing all of Tunguska's prank calls and replacing them with Bay City's? What's this game's obsession with white Americans?

I dunno, I don't think it was intentional because this entire remake is some of the most slapdash jank ♥♥♥♥ I have ever seen (especially weird considering DAH 1 had a really well polished remake), but it does leave this bizarre, awful taste in the back of my mouth every time I play.

BFG seem like real passionate people, so I'd like to believe this game would get more support if they were allowed to do it, but they are only a 50 person team and they're working on a TMNT game right now as I understand it so y'know, up to modders to fix the game I guess...

Bunker Home Pack is still ♥♥♥♥♥♥' broken and won't install, leaving my character's saves unplayable.

Bethesda has acknowledged this is an issue back in January, but ♥♥♥♥ actually patching the game I guess.

One game with small, frankly often barely noticeable updates stretched out over 9 games instead of just giving this one updates. This franchise is pure ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slop.

Made me laugh, made me angry, made me cry by the end, but always had me smiling.

This game can be completed in one sitting real easy and is more of an interactive movie with very limited control (except a hella queer character creator which was used to make up the equally wonderfully queer cast, love when games actually let me just be the enby I am) so I definitely think you should say No! to full price and pick it up when it's on sale for like $1.04 like I did but it'll stick with you, really.

Thanks Fizbin, this is a game I needed and will be playing through more than once. You guys really made something special and I have my eyes on y'all. ❤️

Character portraits are just massive white rectangles on Deck.

Maybe actually ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ play the game before you verify it, Valve.

"It's funny seeing people argue Steam sales for an entire page when the majority of game sales, including ours, are consoles. It's rather why we did this port after all."-Edward, Nightdive Studios Software and Netcode Engineer

I'm not forgetting this crappy little comment, but the team did patch this up and is continuing to do so this time around. Everything I know of has been addressed finally. Atari can still lick my taint though for charging us all again for the same game.

Wolfenstein as directed by Tex Avery.

An edgy Hotline Miami clone but with godawful gameplay, horribly implemented stealth, and a homophobic slur (not that I think the devs even knew they included one, they neither understand English nor Spanish, all the dialogue is clunky and misspelled) from what's supposed to be a sympathetic character three lines in, who the protagonist then names himself after, and just repeatedly keeps calling people that.

Controller support also doesn't work. No wonder this was being given away for free, this sucks rancid ass lmfao

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ abandoned project