-rep Doesnt understand "fun"

this guy is pretty bad, if you got him on your team i wish you all the luck in the world cause he'll get dumpstered hard

Lorde seems like the type of chick that would seem pretty cool but then take MDMA at a party and start talking in a fake British accent and being really aggressive and chaotic.

She seems like she would be deceptively physically strong and I can picture her being high as a kite and just cornering me at a party and being like:

Lorde: *British accent* "Yeah yeah hey lit'l man, you like Lorde hm Gov? You like Royals n' that!?"

Me: *Cowering against the wall* "Yes Lorde I like Royals."

Lorde: *Grabs my wrist and starts twisting it* "Yeah I bet ya do ya lil man, I bet ye fooken love Royals don't ye!?"

Me: *Writhing in pain but unable to free my wrist* "Yes! Yes! I said I like it.... you're hurting me!"

Lorde: *Squeezes the entirety of my genitals in one of her strong, pale hands as she whispers in my ear* "Yeah Gov I know ye fooken love Royals ey?"

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CARROT CAKE WITH CREAM CHEESE ICING >>> than ANY PIE