All phases for the "Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses" event are now available! Take part to invite Candace to your party and obtain Primogems~
The event is ending in less than 7 days, let's have a special Sabzeruz Festival together with Nahida!

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How embarrassing!

Runs away with bounty like a ♥♥♥♥♥

I like watching Tv's

+rep. Best Asian Streamer https://www.twitch.tv/multifirst

Silent Cocsucker

🎶Dashing💨 through the ♥♥♥ 💦💧👅👅 in a one ♥♥♥♥♥♥💃💃 open legs👐, over🔁 the clit we go, moaning 😫 all the way. Balls🍆 in buttholes ring, making spirits bright🔥🔥, what fun it is to ride 🚀that ♥♥♥♥ 🍆💦and jizz😩💦 on her all night, HOE!!!! 🎶jingle clit jingle clit jingle all the way➡️, oh what fun it is to ride🚴 that big black ♥♥♥♥ 🍆all day HEY jingle clit jingle clit jingle all the way😝 oh what fun it is to ♥♥♥♥ 👉👌and lick 👅💦her jizz away. Send this to 👉1⃣2⃣🍆 of your sluttiest😝🍆💃 dickmas ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🍆👅 in 6⃣9⃣ sexonds or Santa won’t ♥♥♥😩👊💦 for you this HOEliday season!! If you get 5 back ⬅️you’re a frosty ♥♥♥ slut. ❄️⛄️If you get 10 back you’re a peppermint ♥♥♥♥♥ princess .🍭😼👸 If you get 15 back you’re a candy cane clit licker👄👅. Have a merry merry clitmas and a slutty new year!!!!!!!!!!🎅🎄🎁🍆😩💦🍆👅

ohhh no! I PRESSED IT NO WHY GOD WHY? WHY YOU DO THIS STUPID LAPTOP MOUSE GO DIE IN A FIRE WHY? mum: no not hulk mode! RUN EVERYBODY...OR FAMILY MEMBERS! 1minute later news roporter: CHAOS HAS BEEN TRUCK BYE HULK WHOS KNOW TO BE ELCTRO WHOS APERENTLY TRASHED THE CITY BYE ACCIDENTLY CLICKE A BUTTON AND DIDNT MEAN TO HOLY SH*T HE HERE RUN... 5 minutes later me: sorry mun stupid game... STUPID... GAAAAAME!!!! ARRRRRRGH! mum: here we go againg aliens: lol earths been destroyed bye hulk whos known to be electro?... holy sh*t how did he get here? ru.... mic cuts out The End

"I can see why your such a fail."

Rip my competitive Payday career

Aren't you a friendly lil bunny?

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :^)

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe you shouldn't reproduce. I thought maybe you had a chance. But turns out -- that's not the case. Please, don't infect the genepool with your """positive""" genes and make sure that humanity doesn't have to see another one of you again. Who knows? Maybe you'll reincarnate into an actual, understanding human being! Good luck with that, pal, and have a nice life. ...Also, you made my messages blow up. Thanks for that.

Maybe you shouldn't reproduce. I thought maybe you had a chance. But turns out -- that's not the case. Please, don't infect the genepool with your """positive""" genes and make sure that humanity doesn't have to see another one of you again. Who knows? Maybe you'll reincarnate into an actual, understanding human being! Good luck with that, pal, and have a nice life. ...Also, you made my messages blow up. Thanks for that.

Historically, it took an average of 20 seconds to load and fire a smoothbore blackpowder musket. Load times for muskets varied by weapon type, the use of prepared cartridges, and the training of the individual shooter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJMbxZ1k9NQ

akimbo muskets.
30 min reload time.

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Hello! I am looking for any spare minecraft alt accounts. They do not have to be secure or personal I am just interested in grabbing as many accounts as possible! If you have any extra accounts please pm me back! Thanks!

Why aren't you printing out your porn? Anybody who's serious about disaster prepping should.

When the grid falls you better bet this ♥♥♥♥ will become money.

Our currency might be used to represent the amount of gold we have stashed right now, but you best believe when the SHTF our money system will be based off of porn.

Pocket hentai will be the new gold standard.

I was gonna wait till it was your birthday for me buttttt HAPPY BIRTHDAY YA BUTT CX Now you're older than me >.< butttt you're still my twin and will be my twin forever Now have a good birthday okay ;-; I'll probably annoy the ♥♥♥♥ out of you later when I wake up butttt I love ya twin Happy Birthday c:

I seriously want to get adopted by pharah as her son and wake up on the next morning to find out that she has a massive member underneath her battle suit as she claims it's my breakfast. I'd be so shocked by the turn of events, that she'd manage to stick it right into my mouth by suprise. Due to her massive body pinning me down to the bed and that sweaty ♥♥♥♥♥' aroma, I wouldn't be able to fight back...nor would I want to. In the end I would only get a mouthful of ♥♥♥ as she looks down on me with a dirty expression.

You're literally just a bunch of ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Irredeemable scum who want to do as least as possible in life. You want to be happy? Work for it. You want to leech off someone else's work? Then don't expect to be treated with the same amount of respect. If you choose to be a ♥♥♥♥♥ you're a ♥♥♥♥♥. That's the trade-off. In choosing for an easier life you give up your worth as a human being. Don't think you're better than a ♥♥♥♥♥ out on the streets, because you're not. And that's how you should be treated. Like a ♥♥♥♥♥. Your life is worth less than it was before because you chose to give a part of it away.

❝ Everyone’s been playing checkers but I’ve been playing chess for years. ❞
- Sir So Flo of Antonio

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As a fellow ERPlayer, I was sexually harrased by this person and she rejected my friend request several times. I'm just trying to get sluts and ♥♥♥♥♥ on steam because there is no better place to do so and my 12 year old hormones are raging to the point where I need to imagine fondling every single person on the internet that resembles a female.

Frisk-i know you like Toriel, Sans you can't hide it any more!
Sans-*blushes* ahh what.. ok its ture! she is so beautiful!
Frisk-I KNEW IT!
Sans-and don't think i don't know you have a crush on my brother because i know!
Frisk- umm... how did you know!! i mean what no i don't!
Sans-you told flowey and he told me!
Frisk-FLOWEY!!!!!

im sorry

if there is somesort of eternal damnation after life, I am 100% sure I am going there.

Well "Andrew" (femboy name), I hope it was worth it to you. I dedicated myself to you, loved you, tried my best to be the best I could be for you. All I wanted was to be with you and make you happy. My intentions were not to 'harrass' you, or creep you out. Sorry for being persistent and actually giving a ♥♥♥♥ about you and our relationship. Honestly though, I can't move on. I still love you. I would give anything to just go back and fix whatever it is I did wrong. When we were together, it was honestly the best time of my life. I never loved or cared about someone so much. Now, I can't even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sleep without the fear of dreaming of you. The night you left me, I cried for hours. When I managed to fall asleep, I woke up 2 hours later because I saw you in my dreams and I was just too scared to go back to sleep after that and I still am. I'm sorry I wasn't good enough for you and I became an autist. Enjoy your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life, but I'm done with mine.

Classic.

ayy yo this mai ♥♥♥♥♥ andrew we ride together we die together.

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You miss me ;D

Maybe you will be more successful, your parents have high expect-asians for you

Happy Birthday Banana. I know, days late. Don't get mad, asian.

Youre just a fig newton of my imagine-asian.

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hαρρÿ вïɾτhḋαÿ τø ṃÿ ƒαṿøɾïτε εḋģε-løɾḋ~

Happy Birthday happy birthday happy birthday my sweet prince

happy bday~

Happy Birthday bananas man 893

Happy birthday Multi, hope it's a good one

Hey it's ur boy multiappleman just wishing yah a super awesome birthday party :) lots of love stay fresh and stay cringy

Hey, I may be autistic but if you use my own mental disability against me it just makes you look like a person with the mental capacity of a carrot or a rock, even then a rock would be smarter than you. And why make fun of me for liking a little funny game? You like anime judging by your profile picture but am I calling you an "autist" or "weaboo ♥♥♥"? And also, telling me to ♥♥♥♥ off when you invited me to group which I didn't need to be invited to, is just really really stupid.

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Hello. This is Kevin's Mom. As you may know, you have cyberbullied my child into hiding off the internet and attempted scaring my child into silence, I will have you know that this is ILLEGAL. And can put you behind bars for up to 20 years. After talking with local police, we have concluded that you are a CYBER TERRORIST and should be tracked down, arrested, and sued for everything that you own; However, I will agree to stopping this manhunt if you agree to: