he reckons that if he plays enough phasmophobia, his ability to detect ghosts gets better. he keeps tellin me that he's got ghost orbs in his room but it's actually his farts floating through the air

on a scale of 1- how labubu are you

fingernails are permanently stained orange due to the sheer amount of oranges he digs into on a daily basis

The empire will come crashing down.

he thinks he's putting his money into slots but it's actually the crack of old man gazza sitting at the bar.. no wonder he hasn't won anything

dont leave your water cups around this guy, 3 steps out of the room and he's knocked it over and seeped through the floor down the bloody wall below