Recent reviews by Muff Puff

Oldy but a goody

It's hard to unlock the full potential of the car, but very satisfying

Hotline miami but in space, 10/10

Actually one of the greatest games I've played in a very long time... Accidently ran into a bike of the sorts, best day of my life.

Edit:
<<The online seems to have been fixed, I have played 2 short games and a regular one with 3 other friends and we have yet to crash. I still stand my point of having a failsafe, because not everyone has multiple hours to spare. Probably will not stop playing this for a while.>>

This review in short; great game, bad online

Although I reccomend this game whole heartedly, there are current issues with online play. It might be the fact that I was playing with friends practally scatered around the world (California, New-Brunswick, and Japan) and the game does warn you that the online is a bit iffy. I would appriciate it if there where saves of the sort or that when someone got disconected they could rejoin. Because it's really heart breaking to get to the end of a 2 hour run (which usally takes us 3 because we fool around) and the run ends sudenly with no way to recover or even get anything out of it. Again, great game, but the online could be optimized with a rejoinable lobby, or saves.

Good game, indeed. A bit slow at times, but what can you expect after spawning thousands of poker chips. Get a jolly ol time with some friends, or strangers. Theres no real reason to hate this, because theres a place for everyone. For example; if you like chess, play chess! You like cards against humanity? Theres always people playing that. Like weird abstract games that no one really understands the rule? Worshops got you covered! Like playing one of ~15 games? You can for a small fee! Which is totally redundent as you could just look on the worshop for it and probably find a knock off. In all seariousness, I got this game on a whim. My friends had it, told me to get it, game went on sale, stayed up all night playing secret Hitler, realized the nazisme inside of me, but had a great time doing it.

Pros
-Nice colour scheme
-Nice soundtrack (NOT the music)
-Decent emoticons and badges

Cons
-Level 16 is literally impossible as theres a "laser" that isint even visible half the time and never turns off
-The slow down time is not needed and breaks the game (doesent make it easier, makes it worst)
-Most levels can be beat by hugging one of the walls
-The music is terrible (That one is a personal opinion)
-Terrible backrounds (From the trading cards)
-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ deaths
-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tutorial (it only teaches you how to move)
-It cost money (not alot, but still)
-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ achievements (ex:Die 20 times, beat level one, beat level two, use slow mow 20 times)
-Cant use keyboard to select anything once the level is completed (Dosent sound like a big deal, but I'd like to drink my creamy chocolate chill while playing a game, and as simple as this game is, it shouldnt need or have mouse controls)
-At this point I'll say anything to expand the cons list (ex:This)

Anyways, my opinion should be clear on this game... Even though im going to keep playing it because it has become a question of pride.
http://www.steamcardexchange.net/index.php?gamepage-appid-586970
Thats a link to see all the trading cards, emoticons, and badges.
FYI: This list is while graphics was on "fantastic".

This is a great game!!
Im just a litle sad that its only like 5 minutes of story time. I hope you guys release more story eventualy ^-^