Bootyism. The holy trinity of hips, thighs, and ass. The ultimate god. I, Kelley, am the left cheek of our Booty god, and my ♥♥♥♥♥ is the right.
We are known as the white, and black anaconda respectively, For we do not want none unless you've got buns, hun.
So if you'd like to join the new religion of bootyism, bend over. I shall bless that ass with my dominant spanking hand, and make sure thy rump shakes and ripples through time.
Join us today and may you forever be blessed with the power to grind and twerk.
Booty above all.
Booty is life.
Amen.

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"Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

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