who even is this guy?

♥♥♥♥, it's Roger isn't it, it's gonna be Roger?

cryptid, decrepid creature, has no bunds

I think I had a botched circumcision. There's no lasting deformation but there's a long scar that runs along the bottom of my ♥♥♥♥ that looks like a ♥♥♥♥ ton of skin was lost there once. It was probably extremely painful for me when I was a wee one, but I can think very clearly and creatively. I've come up with multiple theories and posted them on here that people now parrot as fact, or are just ideas that they really like. I attribute it to high genetic IQ, high animal fat diet (including omega 3s from fish, do NOT take flax seeds holy ♥♥♥♥ they're toxic), ginko biloba supplementation, green tea consumption (EGCGs), and zinc/magnesium supplementation (all of you are probably deficient in these).

Feet.What else can I say?Absolutely marvelous.Stupendous.Utterly amazing,l'd say.The scale,the size,the shape all perfect.The perplexing scent may seem,to put it in the peasants language,nasty,at first,but as you truly realize the beauty of feet,it grows on you.It's an incredible metaphor for life-even the most perfect thing will have a flaw, but it too must be appreciated,and in a way,it improves said thing even more.But the best part is,undoubtedly,the taste.Ohh,ahh.. scrumptious! Splendid! If it were up to me,i'd lick them all day,everyday From the very tip of the heel to the ends of every single toe,as my tongue slowly drifts across the deserted surface.The burn you feel on your tongue feels odd and makes you feel uneasy at first,but it's part of the experience,and soon enough you learn to love it,as you start feeling it permanently.It's all you can feel But sucking the toes is truly the highlight.The mere thought of sticking them in my mouth makes me ejaculate in mere seconds...

Lmao you call yourself a JSchlatt fan? I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loaded on channel points bro. I highlight every message because I'm just that jacked. Try talking in chat again when you're a true fan