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Mann 22 Dec, 2025 @ 11:07am

10/10 Hood Ornament, would use again.

Goofighter007 7 Nov, 2025 @ 2:57pm

https://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3555377309

Cartoonist_Key 27 Aug, 2025 @ 11:32am

when miivan

Mann 27 Aug, 2025 @ 10:12am

when minivan

Canadian_67 14 Aug, 2025 @ 4:37pm

baned

Cartoonist_Key 14 Aug, 2025 @ 2:56pm

HOLY [[1997 Dodge Grand Caravan]]

Mann 14 Aug, 2025 @ 1:16pm

KRIS, I HAVE ACQUIRED THE [[Dealmakers]]

Stagg 14 Aug, 2025 @ 1:02pm

(and then there's a post credits scene that goes on forever)

Stagg 14 Aug, 2025 @ 1:01pm

(Credits Roll)
Canadian was given community service for throwing a sole at Stag in his home territory.

Mann finds some pink and yellow glasses (why is this in the credits?)

Edoa asks for the minivan once more.

(directed by Michael Bay..?)

Canadian_67 14 Aug, 2025 @ 12:51pm

no
-throws mann's soles at stagg-

Stagg 14 Aug, 2025 @ 12:38pm

(Appears)
ladies and gentlemen of the jury may i get the attention of the class

Cartoonist_Key 14 Aug, 2025 @ 11:13am

Did you take the soles though?

Canadian_67 14 Aug, 2025 @ 10:56am

I stole his shoes.

Mann 14 Aug, 2025 @ 10:30am

I want them back.

Cartoonist_Key 14 Aug, 2025 @ 10:01am

I still got your pants Mann. I will not give them back.

Mann 14 Aug, 2025 @ 9:31am

Can you help me propose to Edoa? I just need to steal the 2 carat diamond ring you have in your wallet and all of your money.

Cartoonist_Key 26 Jul, 2025 @ 4:55am

I was hoping for more a panik attack.

Stagg 25 Jul, 2025 @ 9:25pm

k.

Cartoonist_Key 25 Jul, 2025 @ 7:54pm

HAHAHAHAAH

I ONLY GOTTA DO THE TV STORE WAREHOUSE AND THEN YOU'RE FORCED TO BUILD SOLIAD LANSDALE MWAHAAHAHAHAHA
https://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3534734246

Stagg 17 Feb, 2025 @ 12:28pm

right you are

Cartoonist_Key 17 Feb, 2025 @ 8:44am

It's your destiny Stagg.

Stagg 16 Feb, 2025 @ 9:03pm

"Oooh, a barn find, what might it be? let's find ou-"
"Of course. It has to be this."

Cartoonist_Key 16 Feb, 2025 @ 4:49pm

Stagg,

https://barnfinds.com/never-this-nice-2001-ford-windstar-sel/

Canadian_67 29 Jan, 2025 @ 3:28pm

-achivement pops for the confusion ending-

Stagg 29 Jan, 2025 @ 3:20pm

It's here where you'd get an ending, but... you've defeated your stasis now.

Unless... Edoa's power... to reset time.
Perhaps there's a better ending we can achieve..?

-Falls on the ground, unconsious-

Canadian_67 29 Jan, 2025 @ 1:23pm

My will knows no bounds.

Cartoonist_Key 29 Jan, 2025 @ 7:00am

Btw, you actually drove yourself over while you were in the coma, I don't know how you did that.

Canadian_67 28 Jan, 2025 @ 6:03pm

oh, ok

Cartoonist_Key 28 Jan, 2025 @ 5:41pm

Oh, I forgot to mention, while you were in a coma I stole and accidental blew up the car you drove yourself to the hospital in. Aka, the Pinto.

Canadian_67 28 Jan, 2025 @ 5:39pm

-gets up, and walks out of the hospital-

Cartoonist_Key 28 Jan, 2025 @ 5:26pm

-I'm also standing there, next to Stagg, amazed he's finally awake-

Stagg 28 Jan, 2025 @ 5:25pm

-gasp-
Canadian... you've been in a coma for 2 years... it's nice to see you again... how was the sleep..?

Canadian_67 28 Jan, 2025 @ 1:20pm

wahoo!

Cartoonist_Key 28 Jan, 2025 @ 12:14pm

-the reload stops working and you wake up-

Canadian_67 28 Jan, 2025 @ 12:00pm

-endlessly reloads game so i can wake up-

Cartoonist_Key 28 Jan, 2025 @ 12:00pm

Also, if you're to keep reloading the game it'll eventually break to the point where you can no longer reload, with Stagg back, we're more like in a playable version of our reality but it's slowly shifting back to reality.

Canadian_67 28 Jan, 2025 @ 11:49am

well, crap.

Cartoonist_Key 28 Jan, 2025 @ 11:48am

-Game resets but we can no longer enter the house because Stagg locked the door-

Canadian_67 28 Jan, 2025 @ 11:43am

-presses the key combo that reloads the game-

Cartoonist_Key 28 Jan, 2025 @ 11:38am

-I'm found just around the corner in a t pose, somewhat glitching out, mostly likely due to the Stagg appearance-

Canadian_67 28 Jan, 2025 @ 11:29am

-takes the whitebrick and continues to search for key-

Cartoonist_Key 28 Jan, 2025 @ 6:22am

-Washing machine music ends, it opens, and a perfectly white brick falls to the ground-

-You get the achievement "Brickwashing"-

Canadian_67 27 Jan, 2025 @ 8:43pm

-approaches washing machine because the beat is sick-

Cartoonist_Key 27 Jan, 2025 @ 7:08pm

Also, I'm in the corner doing Fortnite default dance.

Cartoonist_Key 27 Jan, 2025 @ 7:08pm

- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAXa3wTZjes -

Canadian_67 27 Jan, 2025 @ 5:59pm

-opens door, throws brick in, turns it on then runs away really fast-

Stagg 27 Jan, 2025 @ 5:37pm

Oh.
I'll reverse time then, so we're back to the part where canadian throws a brick into the washing machine.

This never happened!

*WOOSH*

Canadian_67 27 Jan, 2025 @ 5:18pm

bug

Cartoonist_Key 27 Jan, 2025 @ 4:48pm

Non-canon ending, Stagg returning was never in the game code.

Canadian_67 27 Jan, 2025 @ 4:47pm

what ending was that?