Recent reviews by Mr Right

It's a game once per year I have a notion to play and I have fun with it for the 10 hours or so I play it. I didn't even realise the game was abandoned or that it had so few reviews, but on sale it's definitely worth it.

Complaints are valid (lack of depth in decorations, lots of planning and micro-managing) but it's still a fun game. Especially until you realise it becomes more of that for the rest of the game.

Developer is very responsive, game suffers from the "just one more run". Played 10s of hours in the open beta.

It's very repetitive, every quest is "run to the other side of the map".

The fishing is challenging but progress locked behind a LOT of fetch quests. Like I've caught maybe 20 fish types out of the 60 or whatever it is in my time playing with (most) of the rest locked behind more fetch quests.

It was fun for a few hours but now it's just kinda stopped since it's been there, seen that.

Game started out fun then I hit a brickwall where I didn't know what I was meant to be doing or where I was meant to be going. After wandering around aimlessly for hours I looked up a guide and got back on track and had a blast. The fights are tough but fair.

Complete it as a pup.
Complete it as an adult.
Complete it again now it got released with some graphical and quality of life features.

It's probably going to be a tough playthrough without nostalgia as there are so many silly ways you'll die or fail. Like slightly missing your step getting on a boat? Dead.

Checkpoints don't save where you are if you quit and come back. Yeah, that 30 minute slog you endured before, you need to do it again just because you ran out of time. Terrible game design.

1. Your camera glitches into the wall, completely lose perception when this happens
2. "Grab the tail" may as well be called "Pray the servers register your grab" because I can almost never grab a tail despite grabbing the person
3. On the rare occasions the grab registers, the opponent immediately just takes it back... but I can't do that to them?
4. On the football game 3 out of the 4 games I played I had less players... how hard is it to eliminate 1 more player in the round previous??
5. No matchmaking
6. No practice mode. Stuck getting past a certain part of a certain level that you only play 1 in 20 games? Tough ♥♥♥♥.
7. I just played 5 matches. 4 of which had a cheater and the 5th might have had, I lost too early to tell.
8. There's a jumping through hoops game where you might be first to jump through but it'll award the points to the guy that jumped through after you.
9. Camera angles in general. I can't see the final mallet in the slime climb or whatever it's called because of the previous 2 mallets which has meant I've been hit by it on my last 3 attempts. No way to practice it or fix the camera though!

Not worth the money, wait for it to inevitably go F2P

it's okay

This feel more like a tech demo from years ago. Or a mini-game that's within a game. Physics don't feel tight either which annoys me when playing a physics game.

It's a really old game. There is only one pinball machine and you'd honestly be better off playing the built in windows pinball game.

There are no indication of the controls ingame but through trial and error I worked out that left shift and right shift is left and right flippers with the return key being there to launch the ball.

First try I didn't get on the local leaderboard.
Second try I came 10th.
Third try I came 5th.
Fourth try I came 4th.

So even the highscores are really low for someone with no knowledge of the table or pinball in general.