I have fought in (almost) every major world war to include (but not limited to) the following :
The Korean War, World War 1, the American Civil War, the Peloponnesian War, the Iran-Iraq War (on both sides simultaneously) the War of Worlds, and the War on drugs. I admit to having nothing to do with the Macedonian War, because I do not give a ♥♥♥♥ about Macedonia.

I strongly believe the only thing about sex that is worse than foreplay is afterplay. For the unitiated, afterplay is defined as anything that comes after sex that doesn't involve her leaving. Examples include : cuddling, talking, kissing, spooning, necking, holding hands, eating (food), showering and possibly the worst of all afterplay, looking into each others eyes.