Recent reviews by Moonbear

Nice little apocalypse survival. Visually it looks like some kind of a mobile game (mostly cause it's made with Unity probably), but it's beautiful nonetheless. And yes, it's actually cosy.

Cons:

- rather simple and straightforward story
- pretty grindy
- you have lots of chores you still have to do yourself despite having robotic helpers
- not much of a survival (I haven't died once on the hardest difficulty)

Pros:

- easy craft
- pretty grindy
- have this 'I only need to finish this little thing' feeling
- you can turn the enemies off to stop bothering you at all

It can actually help you with your anxiety.

Well, everything is pretty much perfect: story, writing, gameplay loop, progression, combat, even raytracing and HDR.

I mean seriously. This was probably the most fun I had in years. I even started a NG+ to get all the achievements.

And can somebody please kindly explain to me how is this even possible that dialogues in this game are so much better written than any of the MCU movies?

Devs, I really hope you're making a flarking sequel right now. We need it oh so so much. And never change, you put fun back into games.

Nice visuals, but level design is absolutely awful. Levels are just waaay too long, you get bored like in the middle of it. And you are always playing with idiots who can't even revive you. Too bad no one could take these assets and make some nice single player story-driven FPS.

- hate shark
- eat
- drink
- collect trash
- build boat (an ugly structure you call "a raft" at first and "a boat" later)
- fight shark
- grow fruits and veggies
- rebuild places of your boat destroyed by shark
- collect metals
- got killed by stupid-ass bombarding birds
- follow story
- decorate boat with piano
- got bored
- love shark (call him some tender names)

It's a game about how to fall in love with shark.

Some jokes are painfully stupid but all-in-all it's a good game. Very creative space survival with elements of crafting and base building. Could seem like one of the many, but it's rather unique actually. You can drive a soviet era car in space in this game, where else you can see something like that, huh?

This game has a somewhat unusual gun constructor mechanics around which basically whole gameplay is actually built. In theory you can build a ridiculous gun of your wet dreams with god knows how many barrels of any damage type. But it gets old very fast. Like really really fast. In 4 hours you'll probably be already bored to death with it and the rest is just uninspiring enemies and rooms that all look alike.
So you can safely skip it, not much to see here.

One of the best co-op games I've ever played, where you probably won't even be infuriated by the low skill or stupidity (or both) of your random companions. Now it's the right time to play it cause I'm afraid devs may later turn it into "free to play - pay for beautiful moustaches" game.

"We lost it cause SOMEBODY can't even chop some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TOMATOES!" simulator.
10 of 10, would rage against my family again.

Managed to get through maybe half of this game, then just gave up. Less than 8% of players have the achievement "complete the game", well that's because it's boring as hell. Mostly pressing one button, which is punching some kind of zombies left and right, oh maybe sometimes finishers and a little shooting. Copypasted levels, 3 kinds of enemies (I'm not kidding)... Duh! Snorefest. Save your time and money and avoid this. Buy yourself a pizza maybe, it's delicious and not boring.

More like SuperSHORT.
Seriously, it took only 3,5 hours to complete the game I didn't even get all the community cards. So I started another playthrough (katana only) and collected 76% of achievements, one of which is sitting in the chatroom for 15 minutes. Guess what - 6,3 hours all in all.
Other than that - a great game, truly innovative and yada-yada-yada.
Needs. More. Levels. Bigger. Levels.