Recent reviews by JukJuk

It good

Spent the first 10 minutes slinging ♥♥♥♥ into a wall to try and paint it white, decided to progress, slung ♥♥♥♥ into robots mouths and onto vikings heads 10/10 gameplay. picked up hats and got some swag, decided to try and press onward, got pre occupied by slinging ♥♥♥♥ into walls for some fun. Had a blast as a sapce chicken will do it again.

Infestation: survivor stories
zombie
zombie is a dead human
humans have 2 eyes
2+8 =10
10 is what ign rated this game
ign know all
government knows all
govern ment
ment
ment is a 4 letter word
4-1 = 3
there are 3 corners on a triangle
triangles are shapes
oval is a shape
the human eye is oval
the eye knows all

Infenstation is aloomanrty

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How to play cs go

1. buy when on sale
2. play for 2 hours against ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥
3. spend $300 on cases
4. get a knife from case
5. trade it then bet
6. lose all money
7. slowly poison yourself by slipping rat poisoning into your coffee when your not looking
8. invest in anvils
9. get 10 anvils for free for your kind investment of $40,000
10. tie anvils to feet
11. climb to the top of mount tomaree
12. make sure your feet are torn once you get to the top of the mountain
13. jump of the cliff
14. realise you can't jump because of the anvils
15. untie anvils
16. attempt to jump off cliff
17. have epiphany
18. decide to go home and try and piece back your life
19. as your turning around rat poison kicks and you go into cardiac arrest
20. fall off cliff backwards onto sharp rocks
21. feel complete with your life

I woke to find myself in a strange place I have never seen before, this isn't an uncommon thing seens as it happen a few years back. I started walking up a narrow path which led to a small shack, inside there where 5 old hags looking for cheap sex, I quickly grabbed some gear and ran off. I kept running but this place had many paths branching off with pimps inside looking for hoes, as I was wearing nothing at all they kept trying to grab my tater tots and my freshly baked buns. I scurried to safety on a small ledge where there was a birds nest, I took a small and smoothy ♥♥♥♥ inside of it and got a whip in return. I walked back into the cave through 2 swinging doors, there was smoke and fog behind me and as I walked in my hair was blowing in the non-existent breeze. I pulled out my whip ready to turn these pimps into hoes, but there constant use of the whip and spanking bat they had become immune and made me into there ♥♥♥♥♥. I have been stuck in there crack for years.


People have named the crevis I am in things betwixt.