Recent reviews by Peace Cannon

I am ♥♥♥♥ at this game and I love it.
Not immediately obvious, but pausing as much as possible to optimise your movements is a must if you are ♥♥♥♥ like me.

The game has a full screen mode, and a windowed mode.
Both are larger than the size of my screen.
There is no way to drag the screen size smaller in window mode.
There is no way to set a resolution in the menu.
Could be the world's greatest game. Unfortunately it's unplayable.

Whilst not the game I have enjoyed playing the most, I can say it's the best game I have ever played.

Tips to anyone who hasn't started playing:
- Don't google anything about this game. You can not avoid spoilers.
- There is no rush. Do everything you can except....
- The beach minigames are trash. I completed them all. Don't waste your time on them unless you are going for the steam achievement. They are probably a 2-3 out of 10. Almost everything else in the game is at least an 8, usually a 9, and often enough a 10. I really don't know why they are in the game.
- The main story is fantastic, so are the side quests. there is no rush. You can only discover it for the first time once.
- Don't google anything about this game. You can not avoid spoilers.
- Stop reading here. Play the game.
- Don't google anything about this game. You can not avoid spoilers.

Have played Counter Strike on and off since it existed and it's the reason I have been on Steam since 2005. Love watching it played professionally. Dislike actually playing it. Disappointing to see the game has devolved into a skins gambling marketplace.

Every public lobby is infested with cheaters, people don't even try to hide it anymore. Valve has no interest in developing an anti cheat that keeps up with cheaters despite billions in revenue each year to do so.

I would not recommend this over any other FPS, because at least terrible FPS usually have charming quirks.

I think my favourite part was joining a lobby, it being extremely obvious it was a bot farm, being kicked from the bot farm via player vote, then being unable to join any other lobby because I had revently been kicked from a lobby recently.

WIll just stick to CS Source because it feels like a much better experience.

Golf with your Friends is a simple and addictive game. Mini golf with some imaginative courses, and humerous modes. Unfortunately the servers are ♥♥♥♥, and you will likely be disconnected in 3-4 out of every 10 games you play. Until the server issues are sorted out, it's very difficult to recommend to others.

Great aesthetic and fun at first. A lot of areas are almost identical and there is no map. It seems to be a common complaint that people get lost, and then spend 10-15 minutes wandering around at a time. I was having fun for a bit, but well and truly lost enthusiasm on level 4 where I got stuck for 15 minutes not knowing where to go next.