Nick? It's me... your brother. Mom said you haven't spoken to her since the incident (you know, where she found your fleshlight collection) and i'm trying to bury the hatchet. Come home? I know you don't like living in the back of that off-highway Dave and Busters and we'd love to have you back.

Anyways, when I told Dad I was going to reach out, he mumbled something, but that's better than silence i guess? Pastor Rick said God would forgive you and I know you used to be close to Pastor Rick.. Didn't Pastor Rick give you rides home from all those baseball games? what ever happened with that? any time i mention him, you clam up and stare a thousand yards out.

hey, Nick! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for!

The first time I met my friend Nick, he introduced himself by confidently tripping over absolutely nothing, spilling his drink, and then saying, “Don’t worry, I meant to do that.” I wasn’t sure if I’d just met a comedian or a walking disaster, but either way, I knew life was about to get a lot more entertaining.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see femboys playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

haha pp

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