"This grand husk of a capital once coursed with magic, But it has been forgotten for centuries, neglected, the victim of human folly, now we disturb it's rest....for what? What lies waiting for us deeper in?"

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"You've fermented Marill for half a second"

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"Can you make jetpacks out of cookies?"

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"Wow, death divided by two. Fun"

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Zen: "How much weight can a dead body carry? 10 kilograms."
Me: "..."
Zen: "..."

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Zen: *hands me an m&m* "Crounchy Singe?"

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*Zen and Prune playing monster hunter*
Prune: "I think i'm dead."
Zen: "Not when you have DONUT POWDER!!!"

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"Did he just threaten my hypothetical sister?"


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"I'm gonna mortgage my PONIES!" ~Zen

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You place some batteries in the neglected appliance you're always borrowing batteries from. This must be what royalty feels like.

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You present this coupon to the fast food service professional. They smile, knowing what a bargain you're about to get.

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Delicious! You peel and eat this immediately and are protected from scurvy, for the time being.

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You use the lip balm - easy now, only a million uses left in THIS tube.

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You enjoy a few slices of chocolate orange after violently banging against walls and floors(and gently banging it against some heads for laughs).

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"I won patriotic with ballerinas." ~Din

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"My sanity is going down because i'm a ghost." ~Din

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Me: "What happened to the beardger?"
Zen: "He went to destroy the pigs. I hope he never comes back."

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*It's all fun and games until somebody loses their life, then it's comedy"

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"Ever since Benjamin Franklin flew a kite in a thunder storm, got struck by lightning, and then got electric powers that he used to fight Spider-Man, we've known that lightning can do pretty much anything."

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"If you want, I can show you how to make a bomb out of a toilet paper roll and a stick of dynamite."


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"How many beans does it take to make a bomb?"
"three?"
"I wish"

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"The dog inside me says....Awoo."


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Ad Infinitum

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"Never be cruel
Never be cowardly...
Remember
Hate is always foolish
Love is always wise
Always try to be nice
But never fail to be kind.

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"For me, the 'kernel' is in Frodo's last words to Sam: 'I have been too deeply hurt. I tried to save the Shire, and it has been saved, but not for me. It must often be so, Sam, when things are in danger: someone has to give them up, lose them, so that others may keep them... All that I had or might have had, I leave to you.' Bernadette refused to go to Lourdes for her own healing."~J.R.R Tolkien, Letter 148a.

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"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."

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"Things end. That's all. Everything ends, and it's always sad. But everything begins again, too, and that's always happy. Be happy."

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All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all who wander are lost,
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost

From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring,
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.

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"I do not love the sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend."

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"I am the thing that keeps you up at night - the evil that haunts every dark corner of your mind. I will never rest...and neither will you."