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Recent reviews by MidwinterMakes

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1 person found this review helpful
616.0 hrs on record (116.6 hrs at review time)
I do not recommend this game for one reason. You'll become hopelessly addicted in minutes and dedicate weeks of your life. One. more. harvest. very quickly becomes one. more. season.
Posted 9 May, 2023.
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7.1 hrs on record (5.3 hrs at review time)
Someone else described this game as "Dishonoured, if you weren't punished for having fun." And that's exactly what it feels like. I'm only 5 hours in, but man, the memory of kicking my first Eternalist so hard they (literally) fell through the earth, is not one that'll leave me anytime soon. The story's interesting, the loot feels genuinely rewarding to find and the power ups are all good fun.

10/10 recommend
Posted 15 September, 2021.
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43.8 hrs on record (25.1 hrs at review time)
yeehaw
Posted 22 June, 2021.
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9 people found this review helpful
31.2 hrs on record
I got this and the BR when it was first released many moons ago as H1Z1. £20. I used to love this game, and they abandoned it and us. For the love of all that is holy, either give us a refund or give us a game.
Posted 3 April, 2021.
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15.9 hrs on record (13.1 hrs at review time)
I don't know why this game is so addictive. But it is.
Posted 30 March, 2021.
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167.3 hrs on record (8.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
After playing Dyson Sphere Program on and off for a couple of days, thinking 'eh don't see what the hypes about'. But oh boy. Little did I know just how wrong I was.

I opened up the game at 10:30pm on Saturday, and I started a fresh world, eager to fall in love with the game. I'm a huge Factorio and Satisfactory fan, and have always found the idea of a real life Dyson Sphere incredible. It's now 5am on Sunday morning. I thought I'd been playing for 30 minutes. It's been 6 and a half hours. I need to go to bed.

Pros: Ridiculously fun, and easy to love, a great progression system that makes you want to never stop playing!
Cons: You never want to stop playing.
Posted 30 January, 2021.
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9.9 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
This is my first review. Why did I choose to this game in particular to be my first review? Because this is the first game that has genuinely surprised me with how much I love it, in a long time. I tried to watch several gameplay videos of Hitman 2, and after about 5 minutes, got bored or got distracted.

But I love stealth games? I love games where you can complete the mission however you please, so long as the mission is completed.

So I was torn. But I bit the bullet (no pun intended), and bought it. And although at the time of writing this, am only 2 hours in, I'm PLEASANTLY surprised and satisfied. This is a game I could happily load up on a friday night, with a ice cold drink, some snacks, and lose all track of time. The weapons are satisfying to use, the mechanics are relatively simple to get a hold on, and the missions are fun, diverse, and expansive.

Also flamingo man. You can dress up as a flamingo man.
Posted 18 August, 2020.
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